Well ... considering that this takes place a millennium before Skyrim, I'm pretty sure that everything works out for the best in the end and, even if it doesn't, things seem to be going pretty well for the Realm anyway.

I would, if it wasn't for this line: "The Elder Scrolls Online will take place across all of Tamriel during a time when daedric prince Molag Bal is wreaking havoc on the realm."

Why don't you go cry about how people have different opinions that you don't much care for elsewhere.

No. No, no, no. A million times no. This has got to be one of the worst things I've heard announced about anything videogame related ever. And it hurts me deeply.

So calling my Asian roommate, my junior year of college, 'Chopsticks' was not acceptable?

I need this Mako so deep!

Ok. Let me see if I've got this right.

In other news, Gray Fox and his wife have filed for divorce after a recent scandal involving Mr. Fox's repeated visits to dominatrices. When asked why he engaged in such activities, that his wife performed for him already, he replied, 'Because they hurt me more!'

On that video, where it says 'Mess with the best ...' Shouldn't it say, 'Mess with us and we will quickly lose morale and become easily defeated!'

I wonder what she looked like before she decided to become a couch

However, out of all of my friends that play games together, I have only 2 that also have gaming computers that I can play with. Everyone else I play with is always on 360.

If you only knew the power of the Nvidia GTX 690

Ugh! I want this game so hard, but I just will not have *any* time for this with Diablo 3 and Ghost Recon: Future Soldier launching this month and with Guild Wars coming out next month, I believe.

C'mon, Brian. I know you can see the 9 articles that are COD related in almost as many hours. Its a bit ridiculous. The gun-point robbery article was a refreshing change of pace...

Thanks, Bashcraft. I was a bit worried that the Call of Duty articles were ceasing.

Ha! Just tweeted about that! Good work

Ah, good. Another COD related article. Owen, I could really use some Anger Management right about now!

Oh, you! You can be my friend now

Oh, just because you didn't get to finish the game and might not want to go back to it because of how bad it looks, in today's standards.

Oh, Im sure it's fairly often. I just have my moments, I suppose. :)