I like how that rocket flies past that group but then hits the ground directly where they are. Terrific.

I wonder if it can fire if it was submersed in water, or if it can only shoot if it stays as dry as Bill Paxton's acting.

I need that gun in me!

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Hahahaha. Oh, God that was wonderful.

I don't think many people have a problem with Treyarch, minus the fact that they develop some Call of Duty games. They did Vietnam fairly well, as well as the Cold War.

Good catch! Welcome to Kotaku, by the way! :)

It's still garbage. I have seen a kindergartner's drawing that looked and played better. And don't give me that crap about how it runs at 60fps so that's why it looks bad.

Oh, well aren't you just adorable! You probably wear Tapout shirts too, don't you.

Wow, what a giant piece of crap. Really. And that dialogue.

What ever happened to that one kickstarter that was created by that weird Peppy-looking guy?

Maximum Overdrive did it right!

I just have to say that is the best headline I have ever seen! So glad you quoted him for it. Thank you for that, Luke.

You are a fantastic human being! Thank you for this

Unlimited Horsepower!

Nah, I'd say he was right on the money

Not unless there is a lot of witty dialogue through the movie, just like in the game. And, besides, without the humor in portal it would be kind of boring

Snipe hunt? They already got him.

....But it is going to be better than The Smurfs, right?

So, according to this video, this could very well be the commercial that is supposed to be shown during Family Guy ... and if that is the case then this is awful. It's mostly made up of videos Blizzard has already released.

It is unbelievable how idiotic you sound. I am in pure awe.