I love the part where it glows and makes the shooting sound twice.

The cupcake makes a better Link than the featured Link. The green icing captures the rugged greatness that is Link. I could eat it up.

Make sure you inform your friends that, if ever they are seriously contemplating suicide, you are the last person they should turn to for help.

Gotta say, I am thoroughly impressed with the lengths he is taking to ensure that the victim knows how remorseful he is. Most wouldn't go to this extreme, this kind of generosity, to show how sincere they are.

Competitive Mobile Gaming? Only someone claiming to be a 'successful carnival worker' could compare in terms of Oxymorons

...Or if you really do lack the proper amount of brain cells required to think

Did eidos and Coldplay work together to make Deus Ex: Human Revolution?

Didn't work! PUNISHMENT!

That's the point. Why would anyone willingly take a journey someplace that they know is going to be awful? Most people, who are in their right minds, wouldn't do it.

Keeping in line with all the endings, whoever chooses the Blue and Green cupcakes is going to die, right?

It needs a Val Kilmer bird snapping shut its beak at the Cruise bird

I refuse to play any of the Danger Zone missions unless there is a highway leading up to them.

.....He's dead

Oh, ho ho! He's gotta moon you can harvest!

:D

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Why are they going with nearly-nude when they could be going completely-menudo

Well, I hope that it has the same success as the Wii. I find the Wii to be great fun, especially with a group of friends. Super Smash Bros Brawl, NSMB, and others. I'm always hard-pressed to find games to play on other consoles when I have company over.

You're right. I know they are not trying to compete with other consoles. They are allowed to do their own thing because of the great characters and games they have released over the last 25+ years.

I'm not saying it won't outsell every other console. That's not what I was hitting at. It's a fool's dream, for sure, but this time around, I want next-gen consoles to be able to compete with the graphics of pc's. Do I think that will happen? No, but I want to believe that it can.