Liara denied me in ME3. Needless to say I was blue-balled.

They should throw the person who put the game on the Apple Store in The Arena and pit them against Mattia Traverso in an all-out-brawl.

An MMO? With Elder Scrolls?

Oh, I know. I was just being the neighborly smartass :)

In other news, Gabe Newell has announced that Half-Life 3 will be shipping in August without the campaign

I'm guessing your business fell flat, eh?

"I didn't want the game to be forgettable, and even right down to the sort of polarizing reaction that the ends have had with people–debating what the endings mean and what's going to happen next, and what situation are the characters left in"

Give him some bunny ears and we will have a real like Peppy! Press 'Back This Project' to do a Kickstarter!

You can't see his ears through his cheeks

Ah, the translucent blood that all we humans have, right?

No. Just, no. I can't do this. It wasn't *too* bad, until I reached 2:02 ...

D'aaawwwww, you poor thing. You sound hurt. Go get your security blanket and I'll go warm you up a nice bottle of milk.

Keep up the good fight, General! Remember, you don't have mental problems!

Ah, yes! Because I say something that you dislike, which was completely in jest, I must have serious mental problems!

...And a lot of people complained that the Mass Effect 3, Day 1 DLC was bad.

Shut the fuck up, Bobby Kotick

This is great news! Now, when the next, 'true' Fable comes out, (I'm excluding Journeys because I don't know much about it and it hasn't been hyped beyond belief), does that mean it won't be a bunch of empty and unfulfilled promises? I mean, I love Fable 1 to death; played that one a lot. I played Fable 2&3 once each…

Only to people who deserve it. He deserved it at the time. Three years later, so, in fifth grade, we were, essentially, best friends. Hell, later on in high school he would say 'Your momma' jokes to me and I would say, in retort, 'This isn't fair! You *know* I'm not allowed to make these jokes to you!'

Psh! Please. Come up with something other than the Bully Excuse. Lemme enlighten you a bit. Nobody wins with that excuse. You bully someone, and get caught, you get in trouble. You stand up to the bully, you both get in trouble.

Ha! Of course it does! But, oh no! I obey the law and judge someone, most likely fairly, and now I'm the bad guy?!