Let this be a lesson to all of you: Sabotaging your own game is apparently a terrible idea.

It's all about the baby cattle, man! Veal is the best meal!

Don't apologize for them! As a matter of fact, extreme sarcasm is part of my sense of humor and you would be surprised at how many friends I have! Over 150 Facebook friends! Like, oh my God! I'm more poplar than the person who has less friends than me! I am the greatest being to have ever walked the earth! And I have…

Oh! Anagrams! That's like using a woman's name for a song title. Very original! I like it! And using your own name, as well. Enticing! Way to think of something outside the box. Why not throw your first name into the mix while you're at it!

Oh, yes! The whole 'I own both consoles' defense. That's like saying something racist, then saying 'No, I have black friends. It's ok." No. It's not. It makes you look like an idiot.

I'm so sorry. I'll try to think of a better one just for you.

Oh, gee! You are so smart! Thanks to you, I now know that 'meh' means that one is showing a lack of interest in something!

I guess I'm the only one who watched this and bellowed an emphatic 'meh'. It might be that I am dead tired.

You're right. I saw this comment, watched the video but didn't even grin. I'm guessing all my love for basketball died when I was a kid...

I'm gonna have to go with KotOR for the best. When I bought it the day it released, I had so many gaming induced masturbation sessions that I had to ice my balls.

I beat Temple of Elemental Evil in about 3 hours max. That game has absolutely no replay value at all. Period. They should spend their money on something else that is vastly superior, such as KotOR, NWN, or even Jade Empire, rather than waste it on that atrocious game.

As always, the cynic.

And the one old guy who isn't Roadhouse

Never mind ... I guess I decided to conveniently overlook the message saying "Pre-Order: Ships on 9/20"

Yeah, I ordered mine a few days ago and it still says 'Verifying' on the website, so now I'm wondering what the heck is going on! I got Overnight Shipping so I'm still wondering what the hold-up is. Gah ... Oh well. As long as I get it by Wednesday then I'm good with that.

Eh, I wasn't necessarily trying to call him out, or some such, Gary. I mean, we both commented on a story here, so, if anything, I was just showing people the thread just in case they had missed it. But I see your point, and now I feel like my base of operations just got blown up by Michael Moore.

I have discovered that it takes little effort to become a troll, after commenting in this thread here: [kotaku.com]#comments

So, I'm a troll since I have countered every point you have tried to make with something called logic?

So what I am getting from your list is that games that are already FPS's should either stop being made or become a TPS.

You should read the first comment of his, you know, where he said "whay is it FPS? this is retarded, im tired of of every damn game being FPS."