You know, months ago, before 'The Event' occurred, I was obviously concerned and worried that TAY was losing its way. It actually all started with the Official use of the review assets, the use of 'The TAY Review' and how I believed TAY, or the people on it, rather, were becoming fixated with the thought of TAY…
It's midnight. I gazed around a semi-empty store; a Walmart without people feels akin to a school without the children. A fulfilling pleasantness from the unmistakable sound of silence. It's refreshing. The Lady-Creature makes her way over to the greens as I hurriedly meander toward the meats.
Christmas time is nearly upon us and I get the gift of not just Bo-Flex, which is the greatest gift a gift could ever be, but of the company of a very pretty lady and all the Dragon Age Inquisition imaginable! I'm so excited that the house is now littered with holes, created by punches, kicks and the occasional thrown…
There I am, buying a sandwich after a long day of doing whatever it is I do on a regular basis, because I've earned this meal. I drive home, and turn on the radio because I like to take risks, take chances, make mistakes - I live on the edge, the tip of disaster, as at any moment a song by Katy Perry, Coldplay, or…
Zeb. If there's anything I've learned in my amount of time here is that most of these people can't be reasoned with, they won't admit they are wrong and, most of all, they will never apologize - maybe in ultra-rare circumstances. Hell, most will have you know I can be pretty negative, especially when I disagree with…
Acceptance is such a beautiful thing, and something that each and every one of us should strive for. In fact, tolerance and togetherness are all things being fought for, wars being raged from the comfort of our own chairs. If one were to look around, in the endless void of the internet, they could plainly see the vast…
In the past few weeks, we have seen outrage and disgust over corruption in games journalism, among many other things that actually prove nothing more than an irritating distraction; ones which have seemingly succeeded in turning us away from anything relating to reading about games, to just playing them ourselves. One…
Do you love yourself? I know I do. Don't I? You bet my sweet butt I do. So, why not take a moment out of your life and decide to be something greater. Be something rugged and manly. Be a part of Team Orphan Meat!
This is the first call for the next "___ Foods of ___ 2014 To Devour" article. Be aware that the large turnout of appetites last time and possibility of even more hunger will make me even more restrictive about what foods are allowed in.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I type before you with words I've never used more than the times I did before this. I'm sure there's a thought in there somewhere. And, where there's a thought, there's a brain-bicep yearning to jettison itself through your face-hole and punch its way directly into the face of someone who has it…
Im just a test. And Im only a test. Sitting here amongst the best
Food betrays you, because it belongs to me. I was empowered by it, embiggened by it. I didn't see slim fast til I was already a man. And by then it was only anti-taste!
Smoke LadyMuscle, an adept and skillful Rogue, who still wonders, to this day, why the Maker christened her with such a name, launched a volley of Static Cloud arrows at a small, ravenous band of grotesque and powerful orcs — stunning them in their tracks, mere meters from where she stood. She sighed with relief,…
In a brazen attempt to outflex time and plans everywhere, the epic Live Play finale of Mass Effect will be moved to Sunday at 5pm EDT. This has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that the Pixelympics stuff got moved to today. Nothing at all. We just wanted the ending of the book club to be as confusing,…
Week 6: Geth Incursions, UNC assignments and Bring Down the Sky
Today I fucked up. I let things get out of control. I made a comment that was supposed to highlight a negative that I noticed, something that included only a couple people when it should have included more. I cannot apologize for that comment. I meant that in the best of intentions. I am sorry for the chaotic…
Oh, hi there. You caught me by surprise, which explains why I flailed around a for a couple seconds and looked at you with wide, blank eyes — as if they are peering into your soul. Creepy. Eep.
