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If only it had a button to rewind back to Final Fantasy IX

If only Square Enix could pause the video game industry, to give itself time to think about butchering my childhood with the cynical and poorly executed adoption of what it believes to be “Western” gaming conventions.

Seems to me grabbing a $5 photo from Shutterstock is a lot easier in a time crunch than editing out the assassin standing on that beach. Feel like there’s something else going on here, just don’t know what.

Will be interesting to see if others try to optimize around minimizing total body count, rather than kills attributed specifically to themselves.

I always thought Chrono Cross ought to have been its own IP. It followed up Chrono Trigger, a playful romp through time, with a relatively dark and moody commentary on identity and fate. It was hard to love it on the first play-through when you were expecting another Chrono Trigger and got something very different.

Hey guys remember that thing that you got really excited about but isn’t going to happen

Why is this happening

Soooooo...what mobile RPG’s SHOULD I play?

I don’t know when it’s going to happen but this team is going to crash haaaaard when it does. The AARP may as well wait in the Hawks’ locker room to give out membership cards.

Maybe Apple is becoming like a Holocaust denier but for slavery and the Civil War instead of Nazis and WWII.

Aaaaand Sony wonders why no one wants a Vita

Aaaaand Sony wonders why no one wants a Vita

Agreed! Makes me think of Angela Sanford who murdered a man a while back in a Wiccan sacrificial ritual.

Charles Manson did similarly despicable things while preaching about an impending race war. I’m curious if there was a similar racial discussion following some of the disturbing revelations about his actions and beliefs. Certainly today, everyone recognizes Charles Manson as a singularly disturbed sociopath more than

NO I CAN’T TRY THEM BECAUSE I DIDN’T BUY A STUPID IPHONE GAH

Haha, agreed - 8GB RAM and ANY dedicated graphics card on a laptop does not qualify as “shitty old laptop,” particularly when you add a Core i7 on top of that.

Could that have anything to do with the fact that Zestiria sounds like a gastro-intestinal disease you can only get by eating the skin of a lemon?

Pretty sure that autumn forest was giving me “fuck me” eyes

Who the Hell likes Sansa?!