November 15th, 2015 - time to buy a new PC

The fuck are you talking about? At first, Scarlet and Tifa are the only characters on the cannon, and Scarlet very clearly indicates she’s going to push Tifa off, to her death. The notion that they would just slap each other repeatedly in this scenario, initially alone and with life and death on the line, is…

The “slap-off” is definitely dated (and was probably dated even back in the 90’s, in the US) as far as progressive gender depictions go. Those ladies better be beating each others’ asses action hero style in the remake.

This looks delightful, fuck yo’ Kingdom Hearts 3

KH3 has been in development since the dawn of man, and will surely mark the end of our reign over this planet

Why so serious?

I really hate that the cute fat dwarf things have to turn into shitty anime characters at any point.

Star Ocean has trended downward since The Second Story, but considering that was the pinnacle of JRPG’s / Gaming / Human Achievement I suppose I’ll keep an open mind to this.

Interesting concept! I couldn’t understand a word that was said, but the notion of having an “incubator” of sorts for new JRPG IP’s is fascinating to me, and could be just the jolt that a currently shitty company like Square Enix needs.

BUT I DON’T WANT THINGS TO CHANGE

I fucking love this! GTFO with this remake stuff, FFVII was great in its original form

I never buy racing games, but I do enjoy seeing their pretty graphics online

“Mark, you is gay, but that is okay. Gay like blowjob too”

Is anyone else super-pissed that we’re getting two sci-fi FF’s in a row? How am I supposed to get my fantasy on

Thank you for responding humorously to an obviously tongue-in-cheek post. Some of these people are so legitimately real-life offended by this article it’s making me cringe.

This sort of story is exactly what’s missing from the original Star Wars trilogy, though I just realized that.

WHY

Going to change my question a bit - is this worth getting on my PS3?

Is this worth getting if all I have is a PS3 and a 5 year old gaming PC? If so, which version?

If you’re looking for a story, read a book y’know?