Sooooo how do we play this?

Sony, Sony, Sony ... what am I going to do with you, Sony?

Yeah that’s a pretty apt description for GTA

Mmmmmmm...Fajitas Fantasy

I hate to break it to you, but everything involving the Mario Brothers is, in fact, fake

Is it wrong that I just want to kill the person controlling the game here?

My knee-jerk reaction was to call him out for being a homophobe, but then I remembered Mario and Luigi are brothers

I didn’t think it was that bad. I mean it wasn’t good. But Jesus, settle down.

I don’t know about you guys, but I like it - the real world could use more Final Fantasy (pre-XI, of course)

Also, JRPG scores are not supposed to have lyrics. This is an old rule.

This feels environmentally irresponsible

I just found out about the Silent Hills cancellation, and I can say conclusively that no, Konami could not suck more at this point

I don’t get it

Batman can’t kill

Cats are NOT goofy creatures. That’s why respect cat PEOPLE a little bit less. Gender non-specific.

The craziest thing I’ve done for a video game is live an unhealthy sedentary lifestyle, missing deadlines and excitement outside the house alike to power through long streaks of “leveling up” or “hard bosses” until I was a mildly overweight shell of a human being.

2004 are you fucking kidding me

I’ll take either, although TES 6 seems unlikely given the amount of time between Fallout NV and Skyrim.

Come on, Bethesda. It’s time to show the Midwest some love with a Chicago location.

You’re right! Banjo-Kazooie was not a Mario 64 me-too!