he is called Vega in Japan

Why is Bison listed as Vega?

Dragon Age Inquisition. I could be cute and say “All of it,” but I’m particularly thinking of the Shard Collector quest. Rarely have I invested so much time for so little payoff. It became a metaphor for the entire DAI experience to me: invest nearly 100 hours and find that none of it really pays off.

I’m udderly amazed at how much Kotaku is milking this Nintendo Switch thing. We get it, y’all are dairy excited. But let’s not lose perspective. Some people have real beef with Nintendo right now, and I have to say, some of that is really a lot of bull. Still, if Nintendo wants to keep up, they really need to hoof it,…

Yawn. Of course you think he deserves it, because Notre Dame is secular and yawn I’m bored already of this article.

Cardinals fans, amiright?

WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS?!

Clearly you’ve never been to Florida State.

Nothing confirms my happiness of being in love with a sandwich than eating said delicious sandwich. Man, this sandwich is delicious.

Clearly you need to change the title to read:

Someone assembling an IKEA kitchen.

Another fun fact is that the house belonged to Final Fantasy XIII’s level designer.

FFXI is over with the latest expansion. I don’t see why they wold bother porting and upgrading it at this point. I mean, no offense and all, I get it, but there’s a time to move on and this is it.

Is there something that explains why despite what appears to be continuous warfare over thousands of years, technology and science have not improved in Westeros?

Ah, Valyria, the dildo city.

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The 8 Most Intriguing Theories About Skyjacker D.B. Cooper, and Why Six of Them Better Than Interstellar

Curiosity Looks Incredibly Lonely When Seen From Space, Like Anne Hathaway in the End of Interstellar, Only Not Sucking

Practical Magic is The Perfect Movie No Matter What Critics Say

The pressures that mascot characters are under to retain a paying gig are horrendous.

What a treat of nostalgia, thanks for the article Jason.

No love for the GOOD Final Fantasy game's fireworks here?