If only

Wow. EVERY girl you know has been physically attacked. Do you live in Sudan?

I haven't even expressed a concrete position on a meaningful topic, and already you've resorted to the argument by "you're not me so you don't understand."

Surely you recognize the difference between a classic Final Fantasy dungeon and, say, a map in the Far Cry series?

"But it's also possible he will call you a bitch, say you're too ugly for him anyway, or physically attack you."

I definitely don't remember anyone Bombing Rikku's home - maybe that was FFX-2? I never played it so I can't say for sure.

God is so OP

Did anyone catch the subtle "limelight" pun?

I liked FFX! Definitely linear but had enough redeeming qualities to make that okay. FFXIII, not so much, though I've not played it through.

I think we're all just hoping there's anthrax in the box

He sure likes that shirt

This article, while facially valid, is stuck in the wrong paradigm. In that paradigm, there is a difference between a portable console and a phone other than that a phone happens to make phone calls.

Bet they would have met their goal quicker if they promised "no more Wiegrafs"

I thought it was universally understood at this point that Shivering Isles is the only way to do DLC right.

Nothing wrong with the iPad itself, it's just that the games they make for it are nauseating

For me, this looks like something I might buy if somebody put a paintball gun to my genitals and demanded that I do so

It's still a great experience for Square shareholders (to whom I will hereafter refer as "Squareholders")

Here's the question: knowing now that the trilogy ends on a stupid note, is it worth playing the first and/or second installments?

I never really thought about it, but "beat" is a rather odd term to use, particularly since the game is actually designed for you to be able to complete it (in most cases).

Yes, I also doubt this game will ship with a more reasonable pricing model.