Gaston
Gaston
Gaston

Well, at 27, sometimes I feel old. But then I look at Peyton Manning out there still tossing the pigskin, taking some hits, and cussing at his teammates. And I realize it's never too late to pursue my dream of being an NFL quarterback, even though I have no experience playing QB in a competitive league at any level.

In more interesting news, Peyton Manning was 12 when the first Madden came out.

Let this be a cautionary tale of the dangers posed by cosplaying. For years, researchers have documented evidence that cosplay leads to violent behavior, only to be ignored by society at large. I say it's time we pay attention to this cosplay epidemic and do something about it.

If Disney does not resurrect KOTOR in single-player form posthaste, I will no longer promote their brand through the use of one of their characters as my avatar.

Owen, do I need to play the demo to know I don't want to buy the game?

Hi guys can we use this page to just choose one system for everyone to like and buy? Then we can tell the rest of the world.

What hardware exactly did Nintendo innovate, other than the WiiMote?

Now imagine the entire situation from that person's point of view. The person is probably not evil or an idiot. They might not even be wrong about whatever it is you disagree about. In my own life, the problem is usually more of a fundamental philosophical difference than about the specific conflicts that occur.

Eat denser foods.

Square Enix Exec: Our marketing analytics team is reporting that older players are put off by the new graphic style. What can we do to make this game more old school?

New feature for Madden '15 - text-to-speech post-game interviews?

I really have to ask why you made this comment. Seriously, why?

I'd like a weekly column as a throwback to old RPG music to bring us back to a time when games were good.

I think you mixed up your title, Jason. I'm guessing you meant to say "The One Square Enix Series That Needs to be Revived."

The Gamecube saw a similar drop in share price, on the order of about 60% from peak (at least as far back as the ADR goes, is probably actually higher): https://www.google.com/finance?chdnp=…

Actually, there can be too much Chrono Trigger fan art.

"Fuck you Jason. We could color in the sprite shapes with dogshit textures of varying shades and you'd still buy this for $15.

"I'm just a guy who has seen a lot of hatred that is undeserved for a medium that really is just a piece of entertainment"

I think it goes without saying that the target victim here is innovative game design.