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Werewolf?

Abby,

REALLY THE STORY IS JUST OKAY HAVE YOU PLAYED THROUGH THE WHOLE STORYLINE YET????

Everyone is some kind of professional. The guy's not a fucking politician. He's not a God damn priest. He develops games. What kind if standard should a coder and creative director be held to, and more importantly why?

You failed to address most of what I said in the previous post, which makes me think you either didn't read it or didn't understand it. In either case, watching you argue with scarecrows isn't really a great use of my time.

Haha - I'm not sure why this game has been so polarizing. It's particularly bizarre that so many people keep saying the same thing - you can't have an opinion on a demo, that's supposed to capture the experience of playing the real game!

This was a joke

Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks this deserved a 50-60

The game is family friendly and rated E for Everyone. We are talking about wholesome, fun-loving pelvic thrusts only.

The Kinect version releasing this year, Tiger Woods PGA Dance Fever 2012, is controlled largely through rhythmic foot movement and repeated pelvic thrusts, which determine the accuracy and power of your shot, respectively. The putting mechanism has been described by early reviewers as "fist pumping with finesse," and…

That's actually false. The Kinect version releasing this year, Tiger Woods PGA Dance Fever 2012, is controlled largely through rhythmic foot movement and repeated pelvic thrusts, which determine the accuracy and power of your shot, respectively. The putting mechanism has been described by early reviewers as "fist…

Yes, I instinctively flocked to these games like the salmon of Capistrano

Any relation to Peter North?

I was speaking in the context of a series of recent articles, not just this one. It's clear that the editorial staff has set this as part of the agenda, whether for ideological or marketing reasons. Unfortunately, rather than generating a meaningful discussion on the exclusion of women from gamer culture, they…

Kotaku staff: I will happily give any one of you a blow job if you will kindly stop stereotyping gamer culture as misogynistic.

iPhones got an iOS version of Chrono Trigger because they have to jailbreak their phones to emulate.

FFVI was a big jump in seriousness from prior entries. FFVII was reasonably serious. FFVIII was stupid serious. FFIX was awesome.

I don't understand why we can't just ship the discs to Sony to be turned into aluminum cans or something. The only thing this does is explode the secondary market for used UMD's, which will compete with Sony's digital downloads.

(1-0.33)*(1-0.33)=0.4356