This was my computer background for pretty much all of college.

I have sooooo much to do today and I just made the mistake of googling "Hot guys with puppies". Monday may not go as planned now.

An excellent idea!

Will a hot man with a cat do?

Some of us need to drink to make being around people like you tolerable.

I have one, it's actually a lot of fun. I don't really get the hate for them. We as a culture tell people we shouldn't ask bother strangers for help ("take a photo of us!") especially when we frequently want "the perfect" photo for social media... but then when we come up with an option to solve group photos, everyone…

One of my favorite moments of Real Housewives of Bev Hills is that first season when Saint Camille takes the gang to visit Kels while he's doing Broadway. He answers the knock on his dressing room door and when he sees it's her, he gives the most awkward hug and greets his wife with a half-hearted "Oh, hello......you".

I almost exclusively use sample mascaras! I don't think I've ever used up a full size before it dries out on me :(

Just the thought of accumulating a whole lot of products you don't really love freaks me out! I am so minimalist about my bathroom clutter.

"When people first meet me, they always think that I'm a bitch," says Ashley Benson of Spring Breakers and Pretty Little Liars. "I always get called that. Always. Because I don't talk."

Also in "Why Not?"

The same reason there is a market for Moscato, people who hate wine pretending to like wine. Come at me Moscato lovers.

Yes. Not as horrible as I thought it would be, but not great.

I'm feeling that way, too. MrChicklet has gone from someone who canvassed for Barack Obama and Sherrod Brown to ... a Rand Paul fan. At least he's finally disillusioned with Chris Christie.

I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT AT MY DESK.

I secretly want to use soap and nothing else. But my skin sucks (acne, dry skin and perioral dermatitis, yay!), so I can't. You didn't fail, you're living the dream!

No lie: those Neutrogena makeup remover wipes are amazing. I've never had an all-in-one towellette remove all my makeup without feeling like I was scraping my skin off in the process before. As someone with pale, sensitive skin, they are A+ for me.

what an insufferable brat. How do you not have anything to say about your upcoming films? Who talks like that to your mom(who without, you would be NOBODY) on national television?

That entire interview was paaaaaiiiiinful. Also Dakota Johnson seems like an asshole. No wonder Jamie Dornan doesn't like her.

OMG Chris Pratt