Aww, he's so happy at the end. I'm tearing up. :')

I have lived in France for the past five years and I absolutely do not want the law to change. People also need to stop assuming that things are "dead" here on the weekends. Or that the ones who are against this law are Americans who have never lived in Europe. To whoever said banks and post offices are closed on…

Jamie Dornan was on Graham Norton t'other night and every time someone mentioned 50 Shades, he physically winced. Which was a lot.

The LONE defender? Jeebus, what's wrong with these people??

As the lone Dornan defender on staff, I agree.

I'll go back and read it all, I promise, but i wanted to let you know, I laughed out loud at your pain.

The hardest I ever laughed during Happy Endings was possibly when Alex requested and received a bird autopsy. It's so crazy and so perfect.

I feel like Kanye likes Kim more than Kim likes anyone not Kim.

I had one of those as well. RIP.

Why do torties always look so disgusted with the human race?

my cat sits in judgment of everything you post, say, and do. she's an evil queen with little patience. I blame myself only.

Marshmallows are one of the greatest frauds ever perpetuated upon the American people, right up there with candy corn, keanu reeves, and the "universal remote."

Making the pumpkin peach ale thing even dumber: Just last week AB InBev bought a craft brewer in Seattle called Elysian, who made a pumpkin peach Amber ale called Gourdgia On My Mind.

I both want to be these people (their lives looks so lovely and art directed and casual but also productive and creative at the same time!) and hate them. Yet I'm not these people, and I can't bring myself to hate them. Instead I just kind of envy them fondly, and I guess on some level aspire to be them, even though I…

i want to say that i am of the opinion that it is 100% chill to be repetitive and unoriginal as long as you aren't suffering from the illusion that you're otherwise. my instagram is just monotonous pictures of my dog

EYEBROWS: Caster oil. A little on a q-tip and rubbed over your eyebrows every night before bed. You'll see results in a few weeks.

I really, really want to learn how to put on eyebrows.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - that Jenna Dewan is a LUCKY lady.

I leave this for you all:

I would love to see a discussion of what to do about cystic zit here. Regular ones, I can deal with. Cystic ones - eugh. I'm totally incompetent at managing them, and it's SO hard to restrain yourself from trying to pop them. (I had one on my chest in September. That's nearly six months ago. It lasted more than a…