I re watched that movie recently and I fell in love with it all over again; she was just sexy as hell in that movie.

I have watched "The Thomas Crown Affair" too many times to count. That movie is so damn sexy.

its ALL about Dimitri in Anastasia! My god. The combination of his broken nose, John Cusak voice and generally badass-ness/con-man self was TOO HOT.

I hope a cat shits on your face.

Weird Al + Dave Chappelle + Chris Pratt + Steve Carrell + Terry Crewes ==

Sad me because why am I not there basking in their awesomeness?!

My hippie friends have a Jackson (and an Isabella!). Maybe he'll rebel.

No fewer than five Jacksons in the last 3 years among my friends— split down the middle politically (one could go either way).

I'm not saying that he is not a hottie. I cannot describe how the Thor movies make me feel but no, sorry. Chris Pratt FTW

I kind of want to start a website called dickmovecat.com, where people can send in stories about their cat's jerky behavior.

I've seen so many horror movies and read so much Stephen King that usually these stories don't get to me — yesterday's weren't that bad at all, to me — but holy crap if The Next Cabin Over didn't just freak the shit out of me. We also live way back in the woods, and at night it's pitch black out here and I'm always…

Yeah, I wore an A-line dress (fitted at natural waist, flowy skirt) precisely so I wouldn't spend my engagement worrying about having a perfectly flat stomach or cellulite-free thighs. Also, I was in grad school at the time, and I just did not have the mental or physical energy for a diet and exercise regimen. Sorry…

Me neither, I just chose a dress in my usual size (which is a plus btw) and proceded to lead life as usual. It was glorious.

I initially read your comment as "engorged" instead of "engaged" and thought, "well, that's appropriate for this post..."

Yep. that's about the size of it. I started. I did. I kept a food diet for two days and then thought, "Fuck this shit; I am hungry." Same weight I was engaged at, I was married at. No regrets. Planning a wedding is stressful enough without hunger-induced madness.

We are the same person! These were absolutely my favorites, too. I think I was still reading Christopher Pike when I was in college.

I never did either. I kept thinking I should, but I just didn't. I think I knew it would be a waste of time.

He knew teens wanted jackin' it material! But not straight up porn, they also wanted story and context. That's why it's so vivid and memorable.

Same here - I did not diet at all before my wedding and not a single fuck was given.

I will never understand the hate people can muster for being invited to a wedding. Just politely decline the invitation. You don't even have to send a gift.