The best part is, I don't have to replace the canisters any more. The mere sight of the things indicates a big "NOPE!" to my climbing cat.

my cat would bring an end to the universe if she could.

Yeah that's my jam. I like the tampon situation to be completely uninvolved in the poop.

I take it out before I poop, and then replace it after I'm done. I hate period poops. They are the worst.

There are some less physically attractive Israelis, but the mythology of the amazingly hot Israeli helps perceptions bend to our favor. :-)

Peter's new frat name is Diarrhea. That keeps popping up in my head every few minutes and I start giggling like a maniac.

I'm actually eating straight from a tub of frosting with a spoon while I read this.

Gunner.

I used to watch Legally Blonde before the start of every semester in law school. The futher along in school I got, the more yelling I did at the TV. "None of this makes any sense!"

JLaw is the anti-Gwyneth, don't you know? She might as well have added that her ideal man eats cheez wiz straight from the can (ya know, cuz of Gwyneth's "I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin" comment). I actually like her but the fact that she went from Nicholas Holt (swoon) to Chris Martin (barf) has…

As an attorney who deals with random people at least through third parties, I'm going to try to translate stupid. When she says she "didn't understand" the plea deal, she means she didn't like it and didn't understand WHY she had to do it. She was whining to her lawyer about why she shouldn't have to do or pay…

I loved this movie and her clothes! I haven't seen it in forever...

So much good stuff in Thomas Crown Affair. Those boots!

I legitimately only found Beyonce in that picture by a process of elimination.

Says the guy in the $4000 suit, come on.

It's been said, but... BOTH cats totes know what the deal is - note the ears. And the scoping out beforehand. That was intentional bitchery. God, I love cats.

"Found a nice girl for you today, son. No previous owners. Checked under the hood and all the parts are in excellent working condition."

I feel bad saying this, but Demi Moore & Bruce Willis do not have good looking children.

I've seen that ending, when the boys walk off together - I saw it online. It's that scene where they have to jump from the car before it goes off the road - in one she ends up in Pine's arms, in another she's in Hardy's arms, and in the third Hardy's holding Chris Pine and she's off to the side, LOL. The look on her…

I adore Chris Pine, but I could never understand what woman in her right mind would choose him over Tom Hardy.