After really working my butt off in my 20's and then again in the latter half of my thirties, and then through all of my 40's, I have come to the conclusion that IDGAF about it all anymore. I used to be ambitious, and worry about if people thought I was competent. Nope, not anymore. I have seen the worst people in the…

In more important news, Paula Patton is single. I'm sure Kevin Hart is going full out right now.

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I remember when I was younger thinking that the fact that I hated Troy and wanted her to end up with Michael meant I was some sort of boring conformist. I'm pleased that as an adult I can acknowledge it just makes me not-insufferable.

Feria?

I attempted it in high school when it was called Chocolate Cherry. :/

Stay classy, In Touch! "Looks like she farted and the spandex trapped it inside"

I have a serious girl crush on Robin Wright; she's just too cool for school!

This is the tackiest list of crap ever complied.

Try Joe Jeans, my sis swears by them.

Today I watched the half hour preview of this season of RHONY that has been running on Bravo this week and it was fucking awesome. These are the only Housewives I still watch and after the preview special, I cannot wait for the crazy to begin.

This is all you need to know about the new season:

Is anyone else amused by the equivalence of sexiness and wearing Victoria's Secret clothing?

I find this intriguing. As a kid I probably would have loved those dolls. Barbie was pretty much just made to shop and strip. My Barbie did a lot of stripping and scissoring.

Six months prior, he had humiliated me in a class he was TA-ing. I sat behind him in another class, and the instructor kept talking about Franz Schubert's syphilis "attacks."

During a break, I was ranting to my friends about the excessive and nonsensical use of the phrase "syphilis attakcs" as he walked by, and I…

I met my husband at a bar during my bachelorette party for my first marriage. (He was not a stripper, since people always ask that.) It was an awkward time in my life.

My work brings me around some celebrities. The best sighting I ever had was not work-related: Walking down Michigan Avenue in Chicago on summer day, I shared the sidewalk with a strikingly beautiful couple in their 60's. He was shorter than I thought he would be, maybe 5'7"; she was wee, like 5'1". But wow, were they…