I would set his car on fire AT LEAST.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

If I'd just discovered my partner had been sleeping with my child, you better believe a sad/cryptic card wouldn't be the worst thing to happen.

From what I've seen so far, these dogs are actually the BEST part of Sochi. They should be releasing more stray dogs instead of exterminating them.

I like GP.

I actually really like Gwenyth Paltrow! I think she won my heart with her portrayal of Emma. However, whether we like or dislike her, I'm really annoyed by Carter's comment, even if it was a joke. I mean, seriously? Reducing the whole issue to "people hate you because your skinny"? As though the only reason people…

I like her just fine. She is over the top and spoiled and ridiculous but at least she is honest about it. She doesn't live a fabulously wealthy lifestyle and pretend to be just a regular chick and I appreciate that. She has a crazy diet and exercise routine and is honest about that, too. None of this "I live on…

I don't hate her just because I found her funny on Graham Norton, and generally, he really brings out people's true colors. There are people who go on that show and just can't have a laugh at themselves or really silly things and those people just suck. She was fine. This is now how I judge people.

I like her - I like her movies, her food book was pretty good, and she seems like a funny mom. Sorry.

Oh god, I can see my office from this picture, which I am viewing in my office.
SO META.

Seattle has been feeling like a loser all these years? Really?

I live right across the water from Seattle when I'm not stuck in this PA hellscape, and it's a weird feeling watching people talk about the city. Seattle's the place that wants to be big but despises all the trappings of a big city. We'll take our trophy and go home to polish up our rock collections, no worries.

The Seahawks are one of the youngest teams in the league, which means this isn't an anomaly—they're going to keep on winning.

Really? I feel like the opposite. With my credit card, I can actually track my purchases and see where my money is going. I know I spent this much on eating out, and this much on shopping, and this much on groceries, and can budge accordingly. Whenever I have cash I always end up blowing it on drinks or treats or…

the coin jar is a nice visual, but i love my plastic because it gives me rewards points... get movin on that vacay just a lil bit faster, baby!

Actually, if the man goes directly FOR the clit, he isn't doing it correctly. Go to XHamster.com and search under "How to eat pussy". Ron Jeremy gives a lovely, thoughtful, and tasteful instruction on how one is actually SUPPOSED to perform cunnilingus. Life is way too short for bad sex. If your guy can't take…

Since he was a name partner, my guess is that he didn't "make partner," but instead founded the firm with the other two name partners.

Everyone is so self-centered when it comes to other people's reactions. "They must be guilty, because if that had happened to me, I would have reacted this way." People are stupid.

My body language is much the same, though, and if someone accused me of murder and tossed me in prison for four years, then I was acquitted and came home, only to find out later that I had again been convicted and could face being extradited, my body language would still be my body language. I get it, people think I'm…

Cordelia was suppressing her own power because of fear of being like her mother, this lead her to being weaker and weaker, and by her own nurturing nature her powers trickled down to the younger girls. Myrtle explained that.