No, I get you. Every time there is a Spader love-fest on Jezebel, some dickwad has to pipe up with a current picture of him and I feel it's my solemn duty to be like "SO???? Don't care, still hot, would bang!!!"

Oh, it's not the hair loss I'm talking about. I have very well documented on Jezebel feelings about the 80's answer to Jude Law, one Mr. James Spader, who despite now being bald, kind of puffy in the face and considerably past his physical peak, I would still hit like a screen door in a hurricane. Jude Law just seems…

I love when I overhear my husband talking to our cats, when he doesn't realize I'm listening. They were originally my cats, and he is not much of a cat person in general, but sometimes I'll overhear him from the other room explaining the finer points of baseball or old western films to one of them and it makes me feel…

*WANT*

same exact reaction!

Straight up cackled.

That 'stache though...

Customers voluntarily choose to dine at this restaurant, and if they don't familiarize themselves with the policies then that is their own fault. It's a stupid gimmick to make the restaurant "unique" or "exclusive" - but it is their policy, so if you buy a ticket then you are agreeing to the policy. The restaurant is…

"We have to bring our baby" is not an emergency for the restaurant. It seems to me that they do care about their customers - they care about all the other people dining at the time this couple brought their kid! And none of the sources I read said anything about them calling the restaurant to try to get them to make…

I would be absolutely furious to go to Alinea and have a screaming baby, because exactly this: they're selling a molecular gastronomy experience. And that experience does not include screaming baby ambiance.

Incorrect. This restaurant has 3 Michelin stars for a reason. It is not a family-friendly place, and should not be expected to make accommodations for parents, or any other diners. You're paying for the experience of eating there. If the experience wasn't worth it as is, they wouldn't have the stars and wouldn't be…

I understand that. However, other diners also forked over $400 to eat there, and they complained about the crying baby. So, which is worse? One couple forfeiting $400 or 12 tables hating their $400 experience (and quite possibly either slamming the restaurant for not doing anything about it in a review OR telling all…

I haven't seen the clip so take everything I say with a grain of salt. I think if he realized he didn't know how to pronounce their names, he probably looked down in embarrassment. It is pretty hard to look someone straight in their eyes while you butcher their name. However, it seems lazy/racist/stupid/whatever to…

I could watch this all day.

This is...so very cool. Did anyone else feel bad for the crab that was hanging on for deal life though? I bet his struggle will taste even better.

I have two cats - one likely had feral parents, the other, despite his shelter origins, I believe is fully a Russian Blue. The female is an orange cat - which is rare and at the shelter they told me she is kind of "the butch of the cat world" because orange females have excess testosterone. The boy was actually born…

Before I scrolled down to see the whole cover, my immediate mental image of "sock-wearing Ben Affleck" was entirely different than what it turned out to be.

NYC still comes off relatively fresh because of the casting change up. After 2 seasons with the same cast (AHEM NJ, Atlanta, OC... even Miami) it just gets so ridiculously scripted. Also the women seem far more "acting" as they know what to expect and what's expected.

I have successfully had a Housewives moratorium since the last New York season aired, but if they really do turn on Aviva and her gross father, I may have to come back.

I may have been able to get on board with that assessment had the author actually postulated any of those theories in the actual article. Instead it was pretty much all about hating on Gwenyth and Tracy as people and mocking their appearances as they tried to have incredibly difficult conversations with women who had…