I fucking love In Bruges. When I saw it (in a packed theatre), I laughed so hard, I started coughing and crying. Probably the best film Colin Farrell has ever made. Except for SWAT. Because that had Jeremy Renner and the SWAT theme song.

Throughout the years, I spent a few holidays with some different friend's families. There was the family that made their own moonshine (2nd to best Christmas ever), the one Christmas when the grandfather called the cops on his own family because he wanted to each his dinner in peace. There was another one that I…

Here's my new kitten! Not from the SF SPCA, I admit, but still...

Considering I woke up at 4am with Armageddon going full tilt in my uterus, I am right there with you.

"You literally made me so angry that my uterus started bleeding spontaneously. Thanks a lot dickhole."

ME TOO! And now I am considering using it just that way to get out of having human interactions.

Dracula is so bad that it went from bad to good then back around to bad again. My husband and I CAN'T wait for Friday nights when we watch Dracula, get drunk, and yell at the screen. SO fun!

I didn't expect to enjoy it, but I LOVE Dracula, and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is really quite magnetic in it despite the slightly dodgy American accent (although, given he's pretending to be American, I suppose it sort of fits). I always thought he was rather miscast as Henry VIII and the massive number of historical…

Err. She's not saying size 8 is flabby, she's saying she wants to be a toned size 8. She's talking about body-fat vs muscle.

I feel like in the Miley Halloween fervor of 2013, we, as nation, collectively overlooked the possibility of dressing up as the giant foam hand. For this, I am ashamed.

Um. Hello Colton Haynes.

Hello, indeed.

His new Netflix special is hysterical! He needs his own show, maybe when Parks & Rec ends Tom Haverford can have his own spinoff?

I think it is more the head tilt and the hint of a smile that make it.

Can I get Taye Diggs for Christmas this year? That's all I ask.

Remember when Taye Diggs was on New Girl last night? That was amazing.

Is it possible for Taye Diggs to NOT ooze sex?? I mean, I just want to Dig on his Taye, IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN.

This man is near perfection.

Yes...All the way.

He's got style, he's got grace, he's got whiskers on his face, he's a kitty...KITTY...he's got fur, he's got claws, he's got little white paws, he's a kitty...KITTY...and the kitty is miiiine :-)

WAIT A SECOND. Other people do this?