Odds are if you aren't a super close friend or family member they don't actually care if you attend. Common folk are often advised thay having a destination weddings is a sneaky way to be able to invite everyone to your wedding so no one is offended, but only wind up having a handful of folks show up.

Had to create a burner account for this one. I work in the photo business. Worked with his girlfriend on a shoot for 3 days, got to know her a bit. Of course I can't remember her name for the life of me! And I have her # saved in my phone as JGL girlfriend! I want to say her name is Amy, but don't quote me. Blonde…

How much over 100k?

Respectfully disagree. The rule in our house is that the people you love the most are most deserving of your best manners. Of course, good manners to your husband might mean walking around naked, so it's different from Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior, of course. Point being, we make an effort to…

Honestly that sounds like my Friday night. I guess I'm cool now? (No I'm not.)
And I'm still pretty fat so obviously I'm not doing it right.

This is sadly not a new phenomenon. I was a sorority chick in the mid-90's and half my house was on the "fast all day, party all night" diet.