Oh my. I want all of them to come over to my house for . . . .things.

I just about died watching this. The best part is at about 1:30 when she sort of tries to kick the food out of the dog's mouth.

If you read the interview, he DOES talk about hunting coyotes, not for food, but because they're "assholes" who will "kill your dog."

I read the article and it was like they were interviewing my actual husband. Chris Pratt is dreamy (probably because he reminds me of my husband, which is just so disgustingly cheesy I should off myself).

I don't remember them being a creature, but maybe! From what I can remember they all had cancer and would gather to tell stories to entertain themselves, but one of them begins remembering her past lives or something along those lines. And I'm pretty sure one of them suffocates another with a pillow in an assisted…

Hahaha! I didn't remember that, I need to re-read these.

Totally how I felt. I had a "what's the point?" attitude. I understand maintaining a fitness level, but all of the work and sacrifice that goes into becoming unsustainably skinny sounded needless to me.

I remember friends asking me if I was going on a diet after I got engaged. I said "nope" and I deliberately chose a nice, structured dress in which I felt comfortable eating. Do not regret.

Christopher Pike was my favorite back in the day! Much preferred over R.L. Stine, I think because his books were darker. And the sexy stuff! The "Remember Me" series killed it. "The Midnight Club" was also a favorite of mine, it was about kids in hospice and something to do with past lives.

I can't speak for everyone, but I personally don't think it's my business how people choose to spend their money. And I really do think, in a lot of cases, spending six figures on a party is cultural, whether the person is part of the a wealthy, elite culture, or a latin culture where it's not uncommon to spend the…

A lot of people who pay six figures for a party ALSO do the other things you mentioned. Doing one doesn't prohibit the other. Some people have a lot of money, get the fuck over it! And no, I'm not one. I'm poor white trash.

There are PLENTY of people who have six figure weddings, even non-rich people. Sometimes it's cultural. They are always beautiful and fun to attend. Stop being so grumpy.

I, for one, love attending six figure weddings! So much fun and the food and drink are always amazing. I've also attended backyard weddings where the food was BBQ. Fucking BBQ at a wedding. I will never approve of having to eat with my hands while wearing NOT sweatpants.

We got married in Vegas and had 60 people come, which was way more than we thought would! Everyone was really excited to go to Vegas, which I was surprised by. A lot of my guests would be flying in, anyway, and I thought Vegas would have been more fun than Seattle.

Those things really work, it trained our cats to keep off of counters and to stay away from the bedroom door until we come out!

Dear god, the "How 'bout now" lyrics might be the most pathetic shit I've ever read. Basically, "hahahaha, you weren't that into me and didn't pay attention to me and didn't treat me like I was the amazing specimen I am, and now I'm awesome so fuck you, and here are all the ways you and your family are losers, but…

When I was deep in my worst depression I would see things all the time too. Things that were sort of demonic. The best way I can describe it would be a "hallucination" but it never lasted long. It was terrifying.

I've had such a huge crush on Alan Cumming since I was a kid. I had what some would consider weird crushes as a young girl. Slash, for example.

My girl cat's name is Ricky (after Ricky Carmichael, the MXer). I thought she was a boy and when I found out she wasn't, I kept the name. I call her Rick all the time!

Great post!