All of the weddings I've been to have been pretty decent-to-amazing. At my wedding, a girl decided to give a dirty dance to one of the groomsman (not her husband, who was also a groomsman). She sat him in a chair, lifted her leg up onto his shoulder, and showed her naked poon to all attendees. Yes, someone showed…

Is this Beyoncé?! It looks nothing like her.

This post calls for a Tom Hardy Gif Party!!!

She just somehow manages to make everything she wears look like she just pulled it out of a dumpster. And she never does her hair or makeup in a way that plays up her features. I just don't get it.

Things like this really reinforce that I'm below average at life.

I totally forgot about those books! I found them in my mom's bedroom and sneakily read them when I was around 13 years old. I never got to finish the series. I think I might need to re-read them . . . .

I love him because he is a delightfully crazy weirdo from another planet. I mean, he's nuts. And he makes me laugh. I really dig it. I have a soft spot for him.

She's an incredibly well-known fashion publicist and producer of fashion shows and started the fashion PR firm People's Revolution. She's also hilarious, blunt, and sarcastic. I loved the show she had on Bravo for a bit. My favorite quote of hers: "the truth isn't a happy little blue bird sitting on your shoulder."

I ALWAYS feels violated when a strange man compliments how I look. Because I'm just trying to walk down the street, not be thought of as desirable in any way. And then I know that when he's giving me that compliment he's basically telling me he finds me desirable and it grosses me out because I don't need strangers…

A friend of an ex-boyfriend dated a girl who had the words "Cash Only" tattooed at her bikini line. That's probably the worst tattoo I've ever seen. Second worst: a friend of mine has a tattoo of an electrical cord and a power plug on her forearm. She can't seem to articulate the meaning behind it.

Ugh, it was.

Yes, waxing is not bad. I agree. It grows in softer.

When my husband and I were first together he SHAVED it off, and it was so disgusting and bristly. I told him if he ever did it again we would not have sex until it had fully grown back in. He's never shaved it since.

I'd much rather have the black Tom Ford that Jennifer Aniston always carries around. It's a few thousand, at least. I'd never buy it, though, unless I could give at least an equal amount to charity.

Earth Girls Are Easy should be included in the Criterion Collection, in all honesty. "'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeaahhh, YEAH!"

This post made my day. I love 'em thick!

"I'M busy, stupid dick!!!" I love this movie. Ryan Reynolds is really best in these kinds of comedies (see also Waiting, Van Wilder, The Proposal).

This is my husband's body type. I LOVE IT! Especially his butt.

Man, Jennay WAS a total dick.

I'm really feelin' her on Dan Connor. I love that fictional character with every fiber of my being. I consistently go on "Roseanne" binges and still blubber like a baby every time we learn that Dan died. I can't even think of it now without getting all feelsy!