♫Everybahhhhhhhhday- yeeahhh eh,

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I RUINED DEADSPIN!!1!1!!

Yup.

Mark Bowden, Killing Pablo.

That population number isn't right, either! You know a bunch of illegals popped out babies during BP.

Mmmmhmmm. Drinking it right now, workout to follow. This is especially important in FUCKINGWINTERIHATEYOUSOMUCHYOUWORTHLESSBASTARDOFSEASONS!!!

The Health Department also clarified that he has no immunity.

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Hopefully the student will be able to put this ugly episode behind him, so it doesn't interfere with his goal of never graduating.

THE BURNER!!! HIS NICKNAME IS "THE BURNER"!!!

I don't know if I should post the joke over head pic or the inside baseball pic right now.

When asked for comment, Turner posted something horrible on Deadspin without having to go through an approval process.

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Oh Sweet Jesus. Topjoe is getting away with this. How can you people sleep at night?

ALL MASCOTS R MEAT 4 REALZ CUZ THERE DUDES IN 'STUMES!!!

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