If by "quick," you mean "after years of posting as nickly," then guilty as charged.

Idiot.

This is actually a plus at Stanford. One time, they made the mistake of recruiting a guy with brontosaurus arms, and he ate their mascot.

I specifically said 3rd period/OT, which was about as far from "dull" as a game can get. Especially a scoreless one.

Mmmmmhmmmmmm...

As explosive and entertaining as this game was, the 3rd period/OT of Blues-Avs was every bit as thrilling, despite the 24 scoreless minutes. No matter what style you like- it's the tension, physicality, pace, and sudden momentum changes that do it for me. Great night for hockey fans.

HEY KIDS!1!!1!

I'm currently the head writer for "The Paul Reiser Show".

Nice.

So dumb.

Even weirder, retired Monica Seles takes a dramatic fall at the mere mention of the Qatar Open.

I may have liked my version better, but I'll scrap a joke if someone else even beat me to the general concept by more than a minute. And since I can't withdraw it completely...

[snow!]

Infinitely better than the original.

I'LL TAKE THINGS OSCAR PISTORIUS NEVER SAID FOR $400, ALEX!1!1!!!!1!

I have no clue. That's just my latest "go to" edit after a system-related flub.

Detroit, Chicago, Green Bay, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, Miami/FTL, Atlanta, Denver, Baltimore, Boston, Oakland, San Francisco, Anaheim.

Kinja!

[snort]