You're like the guy version of Burneko.

The woman was described as "uncooperative"

Gamboa hasn't held his breath this long since the time he did a 4-hour shoulder shrug.

That guy's nuts if he thinks Deadspin saw his comment and yanked the idea without credit. Hell, it's not like it was a pun about a fake dead girlfriend.

Cleveland is also where Lebron's hair was last seen.

Interestingly, to this very day, he still performs the moves from 0:00-0:25 right before opening the pizza box.

You are making me jiggle right now.

"Please please please. I beg you, quit playing games with me."

Not overhauling comment sections > Tebow > Overhauling comment sections