I'm sorry, and I so get where you're coming from! And you're not a bad person. I felt bad yesterday, because I was like: I have no mother and never will be a mother STFU with all this crap.

I have rheumatoid arthritis, and my dog regularly goes on "sympathy jaunts". If I'm limping, she'll suddenly develop one too. During my most recent bout of strep throat, she refused to eat until I was back on solids. It's weird and a little creepy, but I have no doubts that she would protect me if we wandered into a…

When I broke my ankle I needed to keep it elevated at all times but I would shift around often knock the pillows that kept it propped up over. My families Pekinese Mutt who normally would not tolerate any such foolishness would take over for the pillows on a fairly regular basis. Dogs are magical companions that are…

"I'm going to sue the woman who my husband was screwing on the side because obviously he would have been faithful and never touched another woman and I bet this is the only time he's ever cheated on me." Frankly I have to applaud her. That level of delusion is amazing.

It's the LiLo equivalent of "Sorry I couldn't do my term paper because my grandmother died. No, my other grandmother."

Definitely not the only one. She is a compulsive liar.

I don't mean to sound crass, but, I have my doubts about the veracity of her miscarriage claim. I find it hard to believe that she could go through all that is involved in the follow up to a miscarriage, and no one would find out. I suppose, because I know someone who actually used that as an excuse for missing work,…

I agree. Of course she is lying! Its a last ditch effort to court some sympathy. After watching all the episodes(shut up) except the last one yet-I do not believe a word of it.

Why does this all feel like a big lie?

Funnily enough, the more I masturbate the less likely I am to get off with a partner. I get so used to a certain kind of touch or technique (or so used to a vibrator) that a guy hasn't got a hope of replicating it, since he can't feel it.

This has already been happening with petite sections in a lot of stores. It's infuriating. Who wants to shop for clothes online without the option to try anything on?

The adults in this story, Farrow and Allen, have shaky moral characters. Allen may have abused a child and definitely crossed a line for many in marrying his ex-girlfriends daughter. Farrow has had multiple affairs with married men that were significantly older than her, remains close friends with a child rapist, and…

I've saved myself the trouble and let myself go before marriage.

Everytime a white person goes, "It wouldn't matter if you were purple, green, etc" I'm just like...

Last time I checked serving as an Oakland Raiderette was not compulsory.

"there's someone else dumb enough that would replace you."

If I was Sherri, I'd be so embarrassed that I would go find the edge of the Earth and hurl myself off it in shame.

I am so damn sick of that "bad choices" self-righteous droning. Not that bad choices don't exist, and can't fuck up your life. But the idea that if you choose the "wrong" path in life at sixteen or seventeen, you deserve nothing but an unending shitstorm from then on is not only cruel and ridiculous, but classist as…

I was just gonna say—aren't oral & anal the time-honored traditions of horny-yet-chaste religious teens?

Slim pickings, my friend. Slim pickings. But hey, if this one is unelectable, we'll just redraw some maps and change some voter requirements!