This is amazing, much like his 17-layer bow tie. That thing's gotta violate SOMETHING in Leviticus.

reminds me of this

So Crossroads with more dongs, basically? Count me in!

Still not feeling Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan. Guess my heart belongs to Carol Burnett.

I would caution against using a jersey as Hersh's suggests unless you have plumber on call.

NFL Minion: Thank you for calling us about this before going to the police. You obviously appreciate the sensitivity of the situation.

Dyed with skittles and kool-aid! That Sophia Burset is a wizard.

"I didn't technically see it...."
-Roger Goodell, after poking both eyes out with a hot andiron

Oh no... now he only has enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life and not enough to open a bunch of shitty steak houses

Don't fuck with Retta OR Donna Meagle.

The struggle is real, y'all.

John Oliver, America's voice of reason. <3

I'm so pissed at what's been happening, and just putting it out there, (since I saw an extremely racist comment on a blog post before it was deleted), telling African Americans, Latin Americans and Arab Americans to dress differently to "prevent harassment," and so no one "gets in trouble" is just like blaming…

Any time police use force someone jumps to the fore to defend them. Hell, there was a high speed chase in LA last year, you can tell from the helicopter footage that the guy has his hands up, he was surrounded by police and they opened fire and pumped him full of bullets.

You know that EVERY SINGLE ONE of these dragons has at least two kids, a stay at home wife, and a mistress.

Yes, all those collegiate accolades mean guaranteed success in the NFL! Just ask Heisman trophy winners Tim Tebow, Troy Smith, and Matt Leinart!

Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow took a selfie of themselves both squeezed into a t-shirt. That t-shirt was covered in drawings of Lena Dunham in various stages of undress.

Right, because only overweight people arm bash. Skinny people, however, are like ghosts that you can walk through.