Scott Foley needs to drop his wife and let me do things to him.

But when is C Thomas Howell as Soul Man showing up to campus to snatch his son Wes?

I'm so mad the remix isn't longer...why is it catchy as hell?!

Sweet Jesus, what in the European hell is this?

I love dongs.

This is so Diana Ross 1972. I like it...I'd rather be focused on her lack of arms rather than her lack of hairline.

Did he comb his hair with a piece of bacon? Greasy

Seriously though, I feel sadness for their child. You know this wasn't his first time at the rodeo of smacking women and he's a piece of shit. His wife clearly has her own set of issues in staying with him (whether she fears for her life or not). While I understand it's their life, when he signed up for the NFL,…

When "doing it for the Vine" goes wrong......

I bet he goes to Hakkasan when he's in Vegas too.

I like the tan switch up. It looks good on him...if the color of a suit sends the wrong messages to our allies, we are so fucked as a planet.

I'm sure there's tons of Andre, they better stop being snobby and get into some real French Champagne!

More proof that this country is super post-racial and full of harmony.

I would have beat both their asses for the emergency landing that wasted my time. Air travel sucks and common courtesy would go a long way.

They should just put her on the Housewhores of NYC...she's boring and smug enough to fit right in and I'll just keep on ignoring her.

This segment would have been so much better if one of the women in Smith's left nailed him in the jaw, said provoke what, and walked off.

hahahahahahahahahaha! Suh needs to step it up then.

I'm not even referencing that particular incident. If James Harrison hits a QB's toe, he's fine for 56 games (Specifically when he was a Steeler because Roger Goodell hates the Steelers). Ray Rice skulldrags his future wife, 10 minute timeout. Priorities are all types of effed in the NFL.

Please James Harrison probably got fined for Ray Rice's behavior because that's Rogie's fav target.

I was here for that pic and actually I was here for him when he was chubby. Now after he ranted? Not here for him or his knee high socks. He probably can't even run like a footballer.