what I hate is that in store they have the maternity section right next to the plus size section - and they're not separated really except for the overhead sign. More than once I have accidentally wandered into the maternity side.

Call me when Target does something good with respect to plus-size fashion.

This is exactly what was said:

Perfect, i'll be in my Parisian Night Suit.

So typical, as soon as I opt in to a trend, it's over. Guess I should tell my husband.

I think people should view both versions of Imitation of Life b/c they both were fantastic.

I think that movie should be required viewing for everyone. I can remember watching it with my mom and dad.

I'm not a big fan of PETA but I'm a big fan of protesting Sea World.

Cosmo Sex Tip #45790: When a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis!

I have to figure out how to work that into conversation for the rest of the week. You win the internet.

When you got tired of the meeting you could take a break in the rose garden where there was going to be a Duck Dynasty marathon going on. Minorities = why we can't have anything nice.

Ah yes the former fatties shame

Bonus points if you get to say it's "literally" above your pay grade. I've been tempted to say that to some folks, I'm not gonna lie.

He is the attractive one. The female has all that . . . face going on. Angry pig-monster face for that lassie. But the guy - I could totally get down on that.

It's diversity! You never see attractive fat women paired with sketchoid bodybuilders doing Khal Drogo/Travis Bickle mashup cosplay.

I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.

Again, talk about having to work twice as hard to get half as much. My dad (and Olivia Pope's dad) were more on point than they thought.

Yes, your anecdotal evidence means it magically becomes actual evidence.

We made some in elementary school with a baby food jar, some cream, and a lot of shaking. Strain off the whey, add salt (optional), and boom. Butter.

I wish someone close to Megyn Kelly would pull her aside and just say, "Remember that time last year when Karl Rove kept insisting Romney won the election, and you were the voice of reason? You are acting like Karl Rove, Megyn. You are acting like Karl Rove."