I never understood why they don't just put all the sizes together.. would it hurt skinny people to have to see larger sizes closer to their own?

Urgh. This has just reminded me that my flatmate called me frigid the other day. Yeah right, I'm sure this has nothing to do with me not fucking you (despite your best efforts) when you were drunk the other week. Real fucking mature.

There is definitely a certain type of black guy that romanticizes singledom. They say things like "he's caking" if a guy expresses consideration for his girlfriend's feelings, and they constantly want to do things like get bottle service and go to strip clubs together. Even when pushing 30. The "men" like this that…

33 y/o dude here. All I can say is that the two people need to have a balance of needs and independence for things to 'click' and actually work. I'd been in several relationships where one of us was at a completely different mindset than the other when it came to these, and all of them collapsed as a result. But my…

You were wearing panties???

You know, I was right with you up till "God forbid" — not for the reason you might think, but because the "just be adults about things" is a phrase I've heard to justify the horrible condemnations — and yes, I've heard them both too; it's like a Kobayashi Maru sandwich for women, and I, like James T., do not believe…

Ha! It's true, there are several celestial bodies one could point to if trying to invoke "round," but the moon's appearance to us on Earth changes every day. Maybe he meant that you would only have half a face, or just a scythe-shaped face, or completely absent face?

No, don't over think! Don't ever stop and think for one second that there could be some external or medical reason why someone might have a round face or be overweight, the reason is ALWAYS that they are lazy/stupid/worthless/have no self control.

1. I'm worried that I'm not going to find a black girl that I like here in Boston. You should be worried about finding a black girl period. But I wanna know the names of the sistas who went out with this guy, because I have a couple slices of self-respect that I would like to offer them.

This gif will never not be relevant.

OH COME THE FUCK ON. How many times do we need to have this conversation...seriously, people. There's a simple equation here:

"You are wearing blackface." = "You are a fuckwaffle."

VERY SIMPLE. FOLLOW THE BASIC MATH.

Oh my God. An NFL coach both sleeps and exercises way, way more than I do. Preparing my grave.

I don't understand the appeal of Harry Styles.
I met him once at a Primavera festival in Barcelona and he just looked like a typical teenage boy. Also when my friend asked him for a photo he put on a spanish accent and said 'I'm not Harry. I am Pablo from Espagne' we just stared at him blankly for a few seconds.

I feel like the "poops marshmallows" joke will look true with that.

The way God intended.

I soak mine in a Bloody Mary.

All I can think about now is what cotton ball poop looks like.

She is soooo Meg..

I'm a little afraid- I don't want Kimye fighting over who gets the cover of Vogue.

Oh man, I wish I had the legs to pull off pants! Skirts hide a multitude of sins, my friend, that pants do not. Maybe not tailored pencil skirts, sure, but many other kinds. Signed - Fan of Skirts (Who Has Thighs the Size of Oak Trees.)