Oh, so if I ever have kids I'll have a crisis of faith every time they have a temper tantrum.

America is so successful that US is behind Romania in child poverty. You spend more on Military than the combined spending for Medicare and Medicaid and nearly as much for Social Security.

Damn straight! I have an INALIENABLE RIGHT to endanger my children and/or shoot them due to my negligence!

You know I don't believe you're actually a real person so good luck trying to rile me up. I've never talked to (even a fake) right-wing gun nut troll before so this is quite fascinating, like when they take children to prison to scare them away from crime.

If we're so successful why the fuck is nearly 20% of kids living in poverty? We have the worst child poverty rates in comparison to our 'less successful developed nations'.

I thought you were funny because you're so stupid but fuck you, buddy. Canada is infinitely more successful than the US, as is Japan and England (who owned the fucking planet at one point and still tells you motherfuckers how to talk).

Hell yeah. That woman had every right to defend herself against her four year old. I heard he is a cranky son of a bitch just before nap time.

These colors don't run - 'cept down some poor 4-year old's leg.

Well, that can't be a good sign then.

I'm so fucking excited about "pointingoot(sic)theobvious" below.

I love simpletons like you who can't separate "democracy and freedom" from the right to carry a gun.

I hate kids getting shot in the leg, killed, or killing their parents or siblings because idiots don't know how to responsibly own guns.

Because the second amendment is why! And Amurrica, and freedom! And these colors don't run!

My children will have to pee and poop outside but I will ALWAYS pick up after them. Poop and scoop.

This guy is a week away from 12 years old and he's in great shape. I've always fed him a high-quality food, and don't overload with treats. Table scraps are a no-no and he has never once tried to steal food. That said, when it is 5'til eating time he will calming sit in front of me and stare at me until I get up…

Then my kids' favorite snack will be cat shit and I'll be all "Eh, whataya gonna do?"

Pfft! Pets aren't children substitutes. Children are dog substitutes.

So I am just going to let my children lay on me while I zone out. Best mom ever, here I come.

So when my future over-weight kid begs for more food I'll tell her to fuck off, stop being a fat pain in the ass and that she should be grateful that I'm not letting her get obese? My kids are so going to write books about me...

If our beagle is anything to go by, my partner is going to be one of those parents who thinks his kids is the best but in a good natured, embarrassingly proud dad way. He thinks she's the greatest dog to roam the earth, plays with her constantly, and loves showing anyone who will watch her tricks. Sometimes I'm just…