Honestly, I had no interest in this show, or its ending (I had kind of thought that had happened a couple years ago), but with this review... I actually am considering maybe watching this episode.

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Did this episode really happen? I mean, there's no way I'll ever be watching it to find out, so you could describe anything you like. The description is pretty far fetched, but no more far fetched than the continuing incredible success of this terrible show.

She better be death, that's all i'm saying.

I would watch a movie called Morena Baccarin Just Stands In A Room For 90 Minutes Looking Inhumanly Adorable.

Oh come on, any excuse to include Morena Baccarin in something is a good excuse.

Mormons don't drink. She's probably been to 100 dry weddings. *shudder*

Doesn't she understand that getting shitfaced is the entire point of attending weddings, including your own?

I'm 42 and I have been to perhaps ten weddings all my life (yes, that includes my aunts' and uncles' when I was a child). Now, even allowing for cultural differences: how did this woman get to attend 100 weddings? Did she really have a hundred close friends who would invite her to their wedding? Is she a member of a…

Personally I'd rather set a record for catching the most single groomsmen, but whatever, lady.

Are you now, or have you ever been a teacher? I'm NOT saying stepping on kids is fun, but if you happen to have a dream about doing it, and you wake up from the dream smiling, I'd say that's ok in the cosmic scheme of things. Then you take your Wellbutrin and Zanax and go off to your classroom with a big smile on…

She needs to relax and have a drink.

Can brides just quit with the bouquet toss already? It's so awkward. I could be wrong, but I feel like most grown women don't really want to scramble for a superstitious bouquet in front of everyone they know. It's embarrassing. I didn't have any tossing of the bouquet or garter at my wedding and no one cared.

I have a friend who liked to brag about how she always caught bouquets, so once the rest of my friends and I started getting married we always planned to keep her from getting it. People like that are unbearable.

This is some deep bridal football shit, you bribe half of the bridesmaids to get them to play defense for you, leaving you free to go deep and make the interception.

She gets a pass because people want to see a talented dark skinned black woman make it in an industry that has minimal to no respect for our demographic, but she makes it hard for people, including myself, to root for her because she keeps getting into unnecessary fights with people and making ignorant and offensive…

"I tried it but it wasn't my thing. I'm probably too old to get it." = Not Shade.

Oh Azalea Banks, I love you I love your music, but honey you're crazy. Since when is turning on your locations indication you want someone to come fight you????

Azealia is so clearly insecure with herself. And for someone who spends 99% of her time picking fights with people, you'd think she'd have some better insults. Oooh making fun of a woman's age. Sick burn.

I imagine Bruce telling each daughter a different story, a la Tyrion Lannister, and seeing which version makes it out into the gossip ether first.