So, so great.

It's so good!

WHY DOES IT HAVE WHEELS?!?

He's just the best. His cry of despair last season over the princess castle, "WHY DOES IT HAVE WHEEEEEEEELS?" had me laughing like crazy.

Terry looking for Man Code brains in their tiny, tiny heads.

At first when you said "particularly choice excerpts", I was afraid you were being sarcastic and I was cringe-reading. And then I got very happy. Terry Crews for President.

Crews putting the patriarchy to bed.

I adore him in Brooklyn Nine-Nine! Holt too. Best cop show ever!

I love his character on Brooklyn 9-9 precisely because he's the mix between huge buff strong guy and sweet gentle dad. Nobody on the show damns him from being a loving, dedicated father, either— they help him balance the roles as best as they can (given their own failures as people. )

Oh god I have loved Terry Crews since his Everybody Hates Chris days and was so excited to see that he is on Brooklyn 99. All of the interviews I have heard with him have been fantastic. His appearance on Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! was hilarious and entertaining.

Love this guy!

This is so powerful coming from a black man. Also, the media only wants to talk about black men when they're shuffling in shackles on the news, or doing something fucked up, so spreading this positivity is so important. I wish more men were on his team.

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

Alright, guys. It's been translated for you by one of your own, so no more excuses and no more "I don't get it." Time to get with the program, or Terry C. will come pec-flex you into oblivion.

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

(Insert Grumpy cat GOOD meme)