I am in Scotland too and saw no scrambles in my minor town in Lothian and Borders. Just a lot of people looking bemused at the MASSIVE POSTERS EVERYWHERE claiming Black Friday will smash all the things at the selling things type things. I imagined some were confused that the next recession/stock market crash was…

It's more dangerous than you realize. Just think of how many times a day a guy operates a metal, multi-toothed device designed to tightly fasten and which requires a special tool to open just millimeters from his junk. I'm surprised that there aren't more amputations due to getting it caught in a zipper!

It's pretty much just fucking and creative pissing. But those are two of my favorite things. YMMV.

"That's generally bollocks..."

"Yes," (she said, remembering that time she bent over and the open cabinet corner caught her unprotected ladybits). Also: hot iron burns, shaving cuts, etc. Bathrooms are SO dangerous.

My eyes...they can't adjust quickly enough to the brightness....

Astute observation! ::ungreys::

I have broken not one, but three wine glasses in my tub. Each time, I fished out the pieces and continued my bath—which then included the spilled wine—feeling like motherfucking Dionysus. Team Tub Drinking forever.

I love to sit in the shower!!

I think...we...all have external genitalia. But I see where you're going with this.

#teamtubdrinking

My feelings are as follows:

I think he is exaggerating the size of his balls in the diagram.

His ass suddenly lives in 1900. Yuuup. No internet, phone, or computer. No TV, either. No more social media accounts — as in deleted, not closed. Not allowed to use the internet at school, either — all that "research information" is in books. Won't sign off on a driver's license. Suddenly he needs to pay rent, and he…

I swear to GOD if I ever found out my (actual) son had done something like this his life wouldn't be worth living for about two years.

Glad the mother was horrified instead of making some cliched remark about boys being boys or just kidding. Or turned into scary momma bear and how dare someone call out her snowflake.

This is incredibly satisfying. Nothing is more wonderful than the idea of misogynists having to admit their misogyny to the one woman who they think is somehow different. It's a beautiful thing.

Yes, this! The January sales are pretty much Black Friday - we've already got it. You come out of it a bit bemused with stuff you don't want and that dress that might fit you if that diet you promised to go on after Christmas worked.

If we were going to steal an american holiday I would much rather we stole Thanksgiving. I'd have loved to have yesterday off to drink and eat turkey. Or even the 4th july because you know fireworks and a BBQ sound fun. But no we had to steal probably the worst american tradition of beating each other up to get 10%…