He won't stop tweeting her. Now he's saying that she's "a little bit in love with him." What a fucking creep.

I think he has a crush on me guys

What I've learned from British TV is that literally every single British person hated him before he came over here. I suppose in a few months, when literally every single American hates him, he'll try moving on to China.

THE SOLUTION: have them fight a cage match to the death. Winner gets to live, and to also have their vocal chords cut.

Ok guys, I get it. He's delusional.

You made him, you keep him. You and Canada, I swear. Always dumping your trash on us. We have more than enough of our own assholes, we don't need yours too

"A FAN"

This is not to say that a non-American cannot or should not weigh in on issues in this country, but you certainly shouldn't.

John Oliver proved himself to be popular and well-liked by an American audience before he got his own show, but nice try.

Sure, if he wrote or said stupid/racist things. As it currently stands, Oliver's been hitting the proverbial nail on the head during the years he's been on television. Not to mention he's actually entertaining and likeable.

Educators need to start inculcating into children the importance of asking before speaking: "Does that issue relate directly to me? Or are my opinions irrelevant on this topic?" If the answers, respectively, are "no" and "yes", then be aware that you are speaking out of your ass. Which means your words deserve as much…

I've no sympathy with you America.

If the UK tries to hand off that racist prick from Top Gear, then i will start a White House petition to declare war on the entire UK.

I just wanted to read this again:

What's that island where they left Napoleon? Will they take him? I will personally pay them handsomely.

Look, we agreed to keep Justin Bieber because of Canada's "you break it, you bought it policy", but Piers was already broken when the fed ex guy dropped him off. Return that shit to sender.

YOU MADE HIM, YOU KEEP HIM. DEAL WITH IT.

THE SOVIETS DON'T WANT TO TAKE HIM.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE HIM BACK, AMERICA. FFS WE DON'T WANT HIM EITHER. NO LOVE, UK.