I can't really judge. I met (well, re-met) my husband over Facebook. (I still think we're all different, more HORRIBLE people in high school, where I was an "unruly bitch" (boy was I ever!) and he was an "arrogant, insecure, whiny turd with a lisp".)

I find it weird when women change their names on social media immediately upon getting engaged/married. I was at a wedding where the bride took out her phone and showed people that she had changed her name on Facebook. I can't articulate why it bugs me so much but it really does.

Anyone who posts a "he just proposed to me seconds/minutes/a few hours ago" pic - especially one of the ring - is not deserving of fairytale love.

Tightly-wound-cousin always dictates EXACTLY what she expects each guest to make - from scratch - ("your lovely homemade rolls!") and bring to her house for Thanksgiving/Christmas (whichever she's hosting). Annoying and nervy. PLUS she takes credit for hosting the "big meal" when in reality she's cleaned the house,…

On behalf of my breed of Christians: please shut the fuck up Kirk.....please......

In some sense he's right. Many American Christians treat Halloween as a "Satanic" holiday because they see it as pagan (also: because of those devils and witches). The reality is that like every other Christian holiday, it's a Christianized version of a pagan holiday. But Halloween's trappings, at least, especially…

Also, there are a great many misconceptions about how Easter went down.

Other things invented by Christians, according to Cameron:

in highschool i worked at a haunted hay ride that was sponsered by Mothers Against Drunk Driving. all of the scary things were "getting drunk" and "driving"

Are you kidding me? I love pot luck - provided I'm hosting. I can just grill and drink beer outside for the duration. Hell, other people can just bring raw meat and I will cook it; which will give me a further excuse to spend even more time outside drinking.

All pagans are Satanists! See how he did that? Well done, Kirk.

When I'm looking for an authority on celebration, I always think of Kirk Cameron.

I can't be the only one who hates potluck. After a certain age, you come to my house, I am going to feed you nicely and have nice drinks, and clean and do the dishes after you leave and that is the point. This summer I was asked to a barbecue where we were told that condiments and ice would be supplied, but to bring…

I'm so glad "live with you" came after "marry you." It's so weird when people get married and then live in separate apartments.

I don't defend this creepy, selfish site in the least, but let's be honest: if this was in a rom-com, girls might eat it up. In other words, I sometimes feel for the mixed messages dudes get about romantic gestures. Not to the point of excusing this shit though.

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Because nothing is more important than YOU and YOUR DAY, right ladies? Thanks, now we're all dead. You win the Bridezilla trophy FOREVER, lifetime achievement award in bridal psychosis. So not cute. Not funny. This is what happens when we socialize ourselves to believe that we are nothing until one man (ANY MAN) puts…

I'm still cleaning up pieces of my husband's exploded head from when he heard that a nurse had gotten on a commercial flight with a fever after treating an ebola patient. (He is on hundreds of flights every year for work so he is especially sensitive on any issues involving air travel.) Please, universe, don't let him…

I would be mortified if I contracted ebola and my only good head shot was a glamour-mall shoot from 15 years ago.

I always figured that it would be a wedding that would one day kill us all. My money would have been on improperly stored salmon though.