And then she'll get mad at a dildo company and things will come full circle!

Right there with you on that one. It's not my fault he's adorable. And he's not a little yappy shite either, which helps.

The person who is poorly photoshopping the plane>vagina pic and sending it in response to all of her other complaints is my new favourite terrible human.

Veet doesn't even work for me (the hair just snaps off and leaves me with stubble) and I pluck bits of my face. If these adverts are correct then I am basically a dude. Good to know.

This about summed up my reaction.

I also picture her drinking copious amounts of White Lightning cider and Buckfast. Does that make me a snob? Fuck it.

Oh, fuck her. As a Scottish person I am deeply ashamed to see this kind of crap. The observation that assault and other crimes within a family is often considered "family business" is true and I know from painful experience how deeply ingrained the idea is. When I pointed out to my parents that my brother was…

I used to put in my trusty headphones and dance-walk my just-got-laid ass all the way home. Anything else is letting the side down, in my view. Those were the days.

I really enjoyed this article. It was interesting, articulate, and intelligent. I have nothing useful to add, I just wanted to say well done :-)

Finally catching up to Scotland. We've used the word cunt as a noun, verb, adjective, compliment, insult, expression of surprise and god knows what else since time immemorial. About cunting time the OED stopped being a cunt and put some new cunting words in there. They're good cunts.

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that one of the original Breatharians starved to death. And I was not surprised. This woman needs psychological help, not magazine interviews.

Every time I read a story like this I get one step closer to becoming a cranky old lady yelling at kids to get out of my garden and refusing to give them their ball back. Hasn't that girl got anything better to do with her damn time?

Loving the use of donezo there.

I just had the exact same rant. I've worked as a cleaner before, I'd throw a shit fit if I was that cleaning lady.

If you work in a gallery and you're displaying art that looks like rubbish, why is it so hard to tell the cleaners? Really, a note in the staff room or a post-it by the display just to say "by the way, this is part of the exhibit, don't worry about cleaning it up." I've worked as a cleaner before and if some idiot…

Minus the racism, I want to be Lucille when I'm old. She gives zero fucks, I love her.

I'll just be over here typing with my elbows so I can keep my hands over my ears. Don't mind me.

I've always really liked Nihal. He's one of the best DJs on BBC radio, largely because he's not an annoying tit who's more interested in his own voice than the music. Do I wish the female rapper had been able to address that prick herself? Yes. But am I glad the battle was stopped and Nihal jumped in? Yes.

I go with Leslie's advice here.

There are corruption scandals roughly every two months, so it's probably been forgotten due to another one. It wouldn't bloody surprise me. Most people in the UK Parliament are rich, old white men who have never known poverty or hardship. Ugh.