Well it said dinner. Edit: Wait, it said dinner and lunch! The hell? Stupid rich people. Both are ridiculously gauche. Tiaras are for balls and yes, gala openings etc. Not when you're having your tea!

I don't know where you're from, but I'd say that's a pretty good price for a roast dinner anywhere. If I paid £4.50 for a roast dinner where I live I'd be expecting something pretty damn awful. And the Peers don't receive a salary, but they are all from very, very wealthy families. They don't need expenses.

This kind of thing makes my blood boil. Down the road from me families are starving because of the current government. What a fucking shame that your foie gras was a wee bit cold before you got to it and your wife couldn't shove her fucking tiara (which, incidentally, seems a ludicrous thing to wear to dinner) in her…

I used to work for the US Embassy where I live, and America makes it incredibly difficult to even get a tourist visa if you have any kind of conviction. A shoplifting charge from 20 years ago is enough to mean you need a visa even for a holiday, and getting one means paying for police documents and going to an…

Was it? Oh bollocks.

Oh god... I made this face when I read your comment.

SOMETHING SOMETHING MUSLIMS!

I know you didn't ask me but I want to be helpful! If Private Eye has a website, go there. The BBC is really hit and miss, especially with its shoddy and biased discussion of Scottish independence. The Guardian site is pretty good, though. And The Independent isn't too bad.

I'm so sorry to hear that. The DM is the worst... it's not even a newspaper, the worst publication out there. Ugh.

Good for you, JK. The Daily Mail is a scumpit of lies, pictures of underage girls, racism, xenophobia, and reductionism. Shaft it hard up the arse with the best lawyer you can afford. (Pardon my crudeness fellow Jezzies, I hate that rag.)

It is. The members (some of whom, depressingly, are women) think they have "taken the red pill" and can now see the world as it truly is. A wondrous place where women want to be dominated at all times and sexually assaulting a woman by grabbing her and putting her on your lap against her will is a "cool" and "alpha"…

Oh no, Pharrell chewed gum on stage?!

You will, and you will be sooooo happy! Haha.

Ooh that sounds intriguing! Thank you :-D I get very very very excited recommending books myself!

Yes, I actually have that on my Amazon wishlist! The Parasol Protectorate books? I have witnessed swooning firsthand. I used to live down the street from one of Glasgow's most popular wedding venues. You haven't lived until you've seen a man do the walk of shame in full Scottish traditional dress. Mmm... Ahem. But…

God I love your username.

Frequently, the only thing that redeems lads from my homeland is that they have a Scottish accent. ;-)

Did you facepalm quite hard? I would have.

When my boyfriend plays with the dog. We've got a big Staffy, and the man is so adorable when they wrestle around on the floor. And then the dog falls asleep on his lap and it's just the cutest thing.

This prompted a loud giggle. Nice work.