My boyfriend is about 5"7 and stocky, does not GAF much like the lovely Mr Hutcherson, and I love it. He's the perfect height for hugs and shenanigans, and the strong and broad thing is a real turn on for some reason. He also loves to dance, poorly, but as a white Scottish male he never stood a chance in that…

The Gene Genie would not stand for this shit.

Gifs don't always load on my phone, so I've often clicked on a Buzzfeed list while killing time to get a little list of gifs that are just labelled "gif." They don't move or load until I tap them. Stupid Buzzfeed.

Oh, and dozens of Cracked articles too. Lots of "you won't believe" turned into "you probably will believe" and "awesome" turned into "slightly less boring than work." :-D

Oh my gosh, it turned a happy, grateful reddit comment from a girl who'd got some very good advice into "Oh GOD This is SO Boring. Please Kill Me, thank you, this is all really so helpful! I am going to check that /r/ thing out that you posted, but this is really good advice. I am going to try and act as adult as…

I am now, regrettably, giving Buzzfeed clicks in order to laugh at what it does to their headlines. Oh well.

Also, it turned "22 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are the Worst" (an already dickish headline, I feel) into the more amusing "22 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are Actually the Vaguely Unpleasant." I could do this shit all night!

HA! Opened Buzzfeed just to try it out, and it turned "21 Ways You Know You're a British Jew" into "Inane Listicle of 21 Things You've Already Seen Somewhere Else Only British Jews Know to Be True."

Well, he is Ron F**king Swanson.

I could lose hours watching this gif.

Don't do it, I fell down that hole once. Had to drink a lotta wine to climb back out and see the world as a good place again.

It really does. It breaks my heart to see posts on that subreddit asking for advice get trolled by bitter MRAs and obnoxious teenagers.

How many birth certificates does this daffy cow think a person can even have?

Unfriend! Where I come from we'd call him a fud.

Yeah, that's why they're posting photos on Instagram. Because they don't really care what fans think and just want a private, intimate moment.

Yeah, I think they might have learned their lesson now! Well, I hope so.

I'm not saying he's racist, I may have worded that badly. The ConDems got into power because not enough people voted against them. Except here in Scotland, where Labour and SNP were the majority, but of course we still got stuck with Cameron and Clegg because our votes don't tend to count in general elections due to…

I love how the theme was basically "women with any power are mental." Sigh.

Sounds like they're Italy's BNP or UKIP. Good to know we're not alone with that embarrassing shite...