WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE???

4. Why is that guy who lasso'ed the white one at the end not getting a key to the city?

Oh god in heaven, "LLAMA DRAMA" is making me so irrationally happy.

I learned so much about Sun City by watching this. I think alpaca my bags and head on out there for the weekend.

Maybe they calculated how much it would cost for 1-2 wipes? That's all I could figure. Dem things ain't cheap.

Those eyelashes are ridic. Truly at some point she will look like Snuffleufagus.

I love how he points out that a woman is "defrauding" her date by turning them on because her date-mate (or whatever) won't experience a "happy ending."

I don't know if we're all hussies, but I tried as hard as I could when I was younger.

Please, nobody is going to bet you against a sure thing.

Anybody wanna wager that dad has a barely legal male lover?

Don't wear dresses up to my earlobes? Dude, that's called a turtleneck. You know nothing, John Snow.

Taunt of Slut is my next band name.

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

That was during the commercial break!

You missed the best part!

Who is high at NBC right now

I assumed it was a German Shepherd when I read the headline. I will use this an excuse to post a picture of my beast. She would definitely protect me like Noah did, which is heartbreaking to even think about.

If you want to post pictures of your beloved dogs/pets to make us all not sad, feel free: