I just came here to say Bette looks FABULOUS. I'll have what she's having.

She should have bitten Don Lemon.

I know this is supposed to make us all "ugh, kids, these days", but honestly it makes me wish their parents paid more taxes.

My kid is turning 5 this weekend. She gets cake and a piñata, plus 4 hours to run amok with her friends. That's pretty awesome! Fuck any further effort.

you think pet owners should have tens of thousands saved up for their animals' health problems? Really? Gobsmacking. Pets only for the rich, says this person.

here she is, I can't wait to wear her!

Am I the only one who SO WOULD

Salty Sweet Peanut Butter Caramel Funky Fritos

I was never a server, but I was the "manager" who handled complainers (actually, a cook). I just wore my white jacket and hat out to the dining room and ... carried a French knife. That's how you do it.

I read this out loud to my boyfriend and he was ALSO VERY SCARED.

I can't win this contest obviously but wanted to throw in my scary story, for your amusement and holy shit pleasure:

This is the closest thing I have to a ghost story. It isn't scary, but it is haunting.

WHY AM I READING THIS?

Between 2006 and 2008 I was a Mormon missionary. My mission was in Utah (yeah). One night in December of 2006, I was serving in Springville, Utah with my companion. We got dinner at a local mexican place. While we were there we met a mother and her 16 year old daughter from Oaxaca (my companion and I were both…

Holy fuck, that's scary.