Buying tampons is nothing. Once I went to Walgreens to buy Plan B. They were out of the regular Plan B so I opted for the generic brand. Same thing, right? Plus it was $15 cheaper! Yes! Well I get to the register and it rings up as $39.99. When it should have been $34.99. I noticed the difference and discreetly asked…

That is so creepy. Why did they want to hang out with a couple 13 year olds?

Who? Me or Miley?

I feel like Miley knows that her tongue is annoying. I think at first she thought it was cute and after a while everyone was all, “Ok Miley, that’s enough with the tongue.” But she’s all , “IDGAF! I do what I want!!!”

Sensible shoes! My god someone is wearing sensible shoes!!!

Oh I was awesome...

When I was about 8 my best friend and I would get dressed up in her moms "fancy" sequined dresses, listen and sing along to Patsy Cline, and pretend we were at the Grand Ole Opry.

I do this at least once a month. If I'm alone or not.

I'm going with you when the zombie apocalypse happens.

Are they really that cheap at Costco?!

Do you use 100% Jojoba oil? It doesn't cause you to break out?

I want to know where she's buying those Neutrogena wipes for $1.83. Because that's a freaking steal!

I love how he points out the ways a girl can turn her date on, but doesn't address the ways guys can turn girls on. We're just a bunch of hussies, aren't we?

Thank you for reminding me that Narwhals are real. I forget how cool they are!

How do I get a job working with therapy Llamas? Hoooow?!

Maybe I'm just really really hungry. But I would eat so much of this.

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. Was it a ghost? A person? I can't! You win! I'm freaking out over here!

How do I get this woman's bathing suit? It's everything I've ever wanted!

There's nothing wrong with buying gifts ahead of time. Sometimes you'll be out shopping and find something that would be perfect for a friend/family member. Also, if you buy a few gifts every now and then starting early (August/September) You don't spend so much at once come November/December.

This just reminds me that I really need to change my bedding.