Ugh! I knew I used my Lucille Bluth eye roll gif too soon!

Would it be ok to ask for your meal to be comped? Or just suck it up and put that restaurant on your, "Never eat there again!" list?

Uuuugh.

What if your food comes out cold, you tell your server that your food is cold and when they bring it back it tastes like it was heated up in the microwave?

This was pretty much my reaction.

$80,000 would cover ALL of my bills for two years!

Here's my most insane travel story. One time I was flying to Ireland and the only thing they played on the flight was Crossroads and reruns of Two and a Half Men.

Would they send a little girl home for having short hair?

I just have one question. Does he get to keep that dog? Because it looks like they're best buds in that pic.

Cherry at number 14?! You must be out of your mind! Cherries deserve to be in the top 10 at least!

Or the cocoa flavored almonds?! OMG! Heaven!

Coming from someone who currently works in a cupcake shop. Cupcakes are not this fucking cute. And you have to be at least a little bit of a pessimist or an asshole to work in any cupcake shop.

The lumber district is district 7. Rue was from District 11. Which specialized in agriculture. I bet they're really good at climbing trees too.

Even though they had worked together? I would have enjoyed that too. I recently saw Freddie Prince Jr on an episode of Bones. It took me about 10 minutes to remember who he was.

Awww. Bless her. They probably weren't for her. Or maybe she wanted to try a Guinness for the first time, Since she was at an Irish festival?

How do you not know what an artichoke heart is if you're a vegetarian! What does she eat? Iceberg lettuce and french fries? Seriously, I had a vegetarian friend who didn't "like" vegetables" I understand that he gave up meat for ethical reasons. I'm a vegetarian myself. But, come on!

This is my "Everyday" bowl. But I can't actually use it everyday because it costs $70.00 and I had to save for two months to buy it. I don't want it to break, see. It sits on a shelf collecting dust, and I have wasted $70.00

Little Caesar's five dollar pizza smothered in sriracha? Amazing!

Guys, I actually stared to cry a little bit when she finished.

Everyone has a better butt than me. How do I get a better butt... :(