I took my brother to the airport, picked up a bunch of stuff I didn’t need from IKEA (which was on the way home from the airport) and cleaned my apartment while watching GoT commentary and drinking beer. Woo July 4th!

Or a croquembouche!

Another home run from the art dept.

Yes Angela “ GET YO SHIT AND GET OUT” Bassett would be perf

I’m so glad someone else on this planet has a rich fantasy life that heavily features Overboard.

You’d better recognize.

Yep. They sit on you at night and try to steal your breath hoping you'll die so they can feast on your corpse.

Still team Cat! We have two eyes for a reason.

Some people have issues with gun violence...

Pre School.

I wish they would do a Hocus Pocus 2 instead.

You forgot the best reason to attend a baseball game:

Title: SAVED BY LESBIANS: how surviving IKEA proved we were meant to be

I never thought about IKEA as a major step in a relationship...until I arrived at IKEA and realized the whole place was laid out exactly like the IKEA where my parents (and my partner’s parents) had taken us both shopping children. Both of us were struggling with Oedipal conflicts before we’d even gotten to the…

Way back when I ordered a chicken pot pie at KFC and when I got home it felt kind of light when I pulled it out of the bag. Sure enough it was crust only... no filling. Got in the car, took it back, and the guy at the counter just said “musta been Sean.” A new pot pie with filling was provided.

During that same trip to NYC, they early on befriended a bartender who had dreams of performing on Broadway.

A near miss. I went to the NY Film Festival a zillion years ago. This guy walks into the Soho Grand with a group of people, mostly women, but I can’t for the life of me figure out who he is. Eventually he sends his friend over, “Hey, you want to come over to our table?”