My cousin's second wedding took place in a local park. There was no seating. A few homeless people wandered through and didn't look too impressed. A friend beeped out Here Comes The Bride on a small Casio keyboard.

The 5 day wedding "weekend" in which the bride handed me a grocery sack and ordered me to collect 250 perfectly shaped river rocks.

Now, recover from your vaginal wince and ready your typing fingers for stories of weddings that did not go well.

Does she not know what happens to Grey sisters, friends and sister-friends at an alarming rate? That poor girl is gonna get hit by a trolley car and die holding her fiancé's hand on a rainy day and his estranged father, who is the drunk driver that caused the accident, is going to get her heart (he has a secret, rare…

In Shondaland everyone has 10 secret siblings/birth mothers/kids.

The joke is not actually offensive for all the reasons mentioned here, but it seems tonally incongruous for the Simpsons, which I guess is the issue with the whole crossover. Family Guy is occasionally funny, but the tone of the humor is completely different. Family Guy is irreverent and offensive. The Simpsons is…

Were they sacrificed to the god of the underworld at Yuletime?

NPR did a story about this not long ago and that was the exact point of the person representing the anti-lock side. I think some Parisians object to the aesthetic of it, but the officials were looking at it from a public safety stance: what if one of those bridges became structurally unsound and people were injured?
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Third book was amazing. Idk why people hate it so much. It felt real and raw. It didn't pull any punches when it came to personal destruction of someone as war and its consequences slowly tore them apart. It brought NO personal glory to Katniss...because war is not a glorious matter. I loved the third book.

Before my dog was put down at home, I sat with her and our other dog on the floor, and we ate hot dogs and chicken together.

I'll admit I never thought Dumbledore was gay, but then again I never considered the sexuality/relationship status of any of the characters unless a relationship was mentioned.

True story- I watched 27 Dresses in bed with a pan of brownies while PMSing. I was in a fight with my husband. After the movie we made up, and I cried while laying on a heating pad. Then I drank more wine.

I've decided that nobody's getting any fucking socks or scarves this year and the only requests I'm honoring are for dishcloths.

LINDY'S LEAVING?!!!! What in the everloving fuck of fuck.

Curiously, that Vice link lead me into the arms of an interview with Lindy West. Are multiple Sharks joining the Jets? Inquiring minds want to know ... but can totally wait until next week to find out.

Fellas, leave your girl with her friends

I thought it was gonna be Glen Coco.

Hope this leads to a Will Smith cameo that leads to "Jump On It" :)

you know - it would be nice to have a CONTEMPORARY image of Kate. so here is one