Side Note: I want all of these girls to be my best friends:

Kids shouldn't have to go into debt to pay for college to begin with. Saving for college so you're 35K in debt instead of 40? Meh. I'd rather have these sweet shoes now.

I was so lucky that I was able to be this way. My dad told me I would have to use my earnings to pay for all of my school clothes, which I was happy about — I could buy what I wanted! When the time came, and I went shopping, he paid for half of everything and told me to save the other half. I was stunned and so…

Kids today - it's like their pre-frontal cortexes aren't even fully developed yet!

Is this from Hush? Amazing.

Oh. His attorney issued a statement? How fucking brave.

My fucking sweaty underwear froze

For weeks I was buying wool socks and boots like they were candy! Just to find a pair that would allow me to have feeling in my toes. Finally got a good pair. Now I get up, slog to work on mass transit, stay indoors all day, slog home on transit and listlessly stare at the walls until I fall asleep. It's like I'm…

I have never in my life felt so beaten down by a season. I've lived in the Midwest all my life (except for a 5 year stint in NYC), and walking the 5 blocks from the train to my house on the way home from the gym last Monday night, when it was -6 degrees, the ass of my sweaty underwear literally froze. My fucking…

when is walters retiring?

Also: I didn't know much about Bruno Mars before this, and halftime was right around the time the brownies started kicking in, so I spent the entire performance clutching my chest and yelling "I'M JUST SO PROUD OF HIM. HE IS DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB. THIS IS GREAT." while the bar's security guy rocked out beside me.

I'm going to say- the best half time show since Prince's. Because Prince is the best.

With your boobs. Pick a team with your boobs, but that's some advanced level, step two shit...

New Internet Acronym: NSFL - Not Safe For Life.

So MacCallum makes...zero dollars?

I got a dog, any snuggling that is not completely her idea involves lots of growling, snarling and struggling to get away and me screaming "why don't you love me" as she flees that room.

I did not realize what a fan of cuddling I was until I got a dog. I enjoy being curled up with another person, I really do, but it's generally not very comfortable to stay that way for too long or conducive to sleeping well. There are too many arms! It's hard to fit well together!