Goodnight sweet prince.

I get nasty without my quilt too. But not as nasty as zimbo.

Actual lol.

I know you meant guilt, but I find quilt much more amusing. I'm think we should all make him an empathy quilt.

:( He is in kitty heaven now, where the chicken fish roam free, and there is always a sun spot to nap in.

"Oh, yeah, and this spell is performed by her SPITTING in Danny Huston's mouth. This is literally the grossest thing that's ever happened on this show."

Our designated family heirloom is a ceramic duck that has had it's arse switched with it's head (I think my aunty had had to much wine with her teacher friends and wanted to do some crafts, I'm not sure). It is given to "chosen" family members on milestone birthdays (I got it for my 21st AND my 25th...time to give it…

*and herpes.

Don't forget the herpes.

Except most of the time they don't wear proper fedoras, they wear the woman's version called a trilby.

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

Consuming more fluids will call on the power of the moon, stimulate renal activity, and allow your body to lose its excess water. This flushes out the toxins that accumulate in the body due to unhealthy foods, bad digestion, and stress, and provides a detoxifying effect that will strengthen your immune system.

I immediately regret my decision to watch/listen to this.

Jared Leto, is that you?

WERE THESE KITTENS FILMED WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT?!?!?!

Years from now, after the Feline Uprising has rendered our landscape barren and enslaved our human children in the catnip fields, they will talk of an intrepid reporter who uncovered the Catspiracy long before the Feline Generals made their first march on mankind. "Her name was Burt," they will say with reverence,…

Am I the only one who thinks this dress is hideous?

I'm happy for you, Madonna, and Imma let you finish, but this guy is the best Creepy Old Man with Bad Teeth OF ALL TIME.

I want him to be in my harem of imaginary boyfriends.

I like Pharell's smile. He always looks so happy.