Sometimes I'm scared that someone will break into my house and try to hurt my cat. That's why I sleep with a baseball bat next to my bed, not because of my fear of zombies.
Gail_von _Kleinenstein
GailvonKleinenstein
7. If you must give favors, give food.
Oh man i hear you. I've been working in bakeries for the past 7 years. I know those people alright.
Quit voting for caffeine! Caffeine doesn't make me want to celebrate! You can't shake up a cup of coffee and spray it all over someone. You would be arrested if you did that!
The reason I hate vodka so much is because it's very personal. I can't even think about vodka without wanting to throw up. I got really really drunk on it one night, so drunk I probably should have gone to the hospital. I also made some very bad decisions on it. Margaritas have never made me feel that way. They're…
Fudge rounds should have been ranked #1. I don't care! They're delicious! When I eat them I try to eat as much of the cake part first and then I'm left with mostly the delicious chemical filling. Mmmm.
hahaha, what an unfortunate pair of shorts. What is that supposed to be, an octopus?
Psh....Sprinkles ain't that good. Says the girl that works in a rival cupcake shop...
I couldn't hate on Tara's stutter because I used to stutter, and sometimes I still do. What I do hate about Tara, is the stupid looks she makes!
I took it to mean that he will cheat if you don't put out on a regular basis.
Yeah, I don't have time for that. It's so much easier to just roll it up in a some strange cylinder. Also, if I only have like 2 pairs of sheets so I usually wash my change my sheets on the same day I wash them.
Call me when they invite B*Witched. Mmmmm K?
Oh man, that's when I lost it too.
You're not horrible. It's a personal choice.
I would give almost anything to have a Basset Hound. They are my favorite dog right after Labs...
Lies!! Was he really?
What an awesome guy!
Are we entirely certain that Ark Music Factory didn't also make this Aaron Carter video?